Monday, March 24, 2008
To : the dearest everyone who reads this, it was the most horrifying experience. Besides, of course,
a) PSLE
b) Warner's Brother's movie world. THAT FREAKY RIDE.
c) Band
d) Mother
e) The Mother (A Child Called It~ highly recommended, please note: get ready a trolley of kleenex, and let loose the flood gates!)
today was
CHEE- KO - BANGLAH - PEH CASE #1
there are many written cases of CHEE- KO - BANGLAH -PEH, but they almost never happened to me before. Till i took bus 24 instead of 76. must be that jinxed bus ride. i was never register 24 in my entire life before. Must be jinxed.
okies, here's the most explicit CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH recount you can ever get. (from me)
*playing quadrapop on bus 24, squashed into the bus seat with ruei ern (who is skinnier than me, but is currently refusing to admit it, yet.)
*get off at Thrift drive
(audience screams, get to the point already!)
here's the most important part
*sees three indians.
profiles
Indian # 1 - Wearing white shirt.
[ Noticed that a lot cos ruei ern and i were talking about white people wearing black coloured clothes, and how much that contrasted. Only this is vice versa. ]
Indian #2 - not sure
Indian #3 - Lying on the floor, quite plump, wearing a blue shirt.
guess why i'm writing this stuff.
in case something happens and the police can therefore trace something from the internet. not like they would, the internet is, yes convenient, but sadly, annoyingly biased.
back to the CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH
*notices the indians, feels very uncomfortable. mentions discomfort to ruei ern, who unfortunately, disregarded my worries. LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T LISTEN TO THE AH MA.
*grabs flute back from ruei ern, poses flute facing the CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH, ready to whack an approaching danger hard.
ohoh!!!! here's some nice tips i conjured up.
TO ALL BAND PEOPLE!
a) listen to the teacher's when they tell you to bring your instruments home!
flutes- small light, easily swingable, a good whacking weapon.
i also recommend that you use your case to jab (hard) at where it hurts the most.
tuba- big and bulky, but relatively heavy, good for swinging and bashing opponent onto the floor
trombone - note the long and thing casing. good for bashing at where it hurts the most
same for saxophones, clarinets and oboes. :)
french horns - nice flat and big surface, good for dropping on leg. (not advisable for tuba, might drop on your own instead)
okies, back to the story.
" aiya, they won't do anything one lah," chants sotong.
thinks to oneself," i've watched enough crime watch not to suspect idle construction workers"
>>>>> "HI!!"
shocked.
the CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH strikes. oh my freaking god.
walk fast racing quickly.
meets someone, i recognise as my piano teacher's sister. but unsure.
piano teacher's sister walks in the direction of the CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH.
ruei ern, being really nice, turned back. A CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH waves at her.
CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH stands up, OMG.
scream, both start running, squealing like piglets.
oh my goodness, now i really worry about my piano teacher's sister.
dear LORD,
please, please, please, protect Miss Ang's sister or whoever that is, that no harm will befall her. also, please please please, protect us all.
amen.
to all girls out there, <3>
to all CHEE-KO-PEHS out there, JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!
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