Lion-Heart

hi mamas!

Life so far = hectic

Laisum's Theorem

Secondary School status + Teachers who simply don't notice our pathetic existence = Death by the Homework

Yes, like the CME topic CARE we are currently scrutinising, doesn't it state that we have to care for all around us? Doesnt it state to stop talking all the time, and to listen, to look and to notice?

Hey Teachs,

Please, could you rest and stop talking about

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and please, listen to that soft moaning, pleading you to

LESSEN ON THE WORKLOAD PLEASE?

to please

LOOK AT OUR TIRED FACES. we look as old as you do. SERIOUSLY.

NOTICE that we are unable to read the GEOG thing and you said you would feedback to a previous group, but you conveniently thrown it out of your head, onto the floor and into the dog's bowl.

Teachs, please

JUST

STOP

and

STARE.

you will get a shock.

laisum rawred at 6:42 AM.

is it just me, or does life nowadays seem so hectic? is it just me, or it the whole world thinking that our school is quite stupid?

don't you think they seriously have planning errors?

geography was given to us on monday. We are expected to visit different locations around singapore within 2 weeks. The project is due on Friday.

while struggling with this shit, we are expected to finish a total of 8 other projects.

that sucks.

man, life seriously needs a perking up.

it was the "yo mama series" last post. right now, its

the DUMB blonde

heeheeheehee. basically, i have no idea why people discriminate against the BLONDES.maybe they're just jealous they dont have this mop of linguini sprouting from their brains. Sucks up all the nice cells, ya? mostly rather sick. but really DAMN FUNNY!

BLONDE- in LEFT AND RIGHT LEGGIES!!!!

LEFT LEGGIE SAYS TO RIGHT LEGGIE:
Between the 2 of us, we can make loads of money.

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What's the diff between a blonde and an ironing board?

Its difficult to prise open the legs of an

ironing board.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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that's so mean.

laisum rawred at 7:08 AM.

PISSED AT YO MAMA???

aww. i think they're really cute!

presenting.........

" Yo mama so Stupid "

Featuring " Yo mama"

Yo mama so stupid....

i : can you get me a colour TV?

Yo mama: Which colour would that be?

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Yo mama so stupid:

Yo mama: Can you go with me to the lost and found?

I : Ya sure, what did you lose?

Yo mama: I think i missed by period.

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"Yo mama so ugly"

Featuring Yo mama

Yo mama so ugly she's in jail right now...

I: what did you do this time?

Yo mama: I just looked out of the window, and they arrested me for indecent exposure!

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Yo mama meets a guy that just came out from jail

man: man, it's Halloween already!

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Here's something i would like to say for Yo mama.

Yo mama, mama, is aint no referring to anyone's mummy. Though

the Mother in a CHILD CALLED IT is a complete sicko and deserves all the sick statements about her in Yo mama jokes.

anyway, i aint no talking about anyone's mummy. It's just a, hmm

word?

laisum rawred at 5:27 AM.

oh hoohoo, somebody's bdae is coming up!!!!

and IM GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE PRESSIES I BOUGHT FOR HER!!!!!!

a) a little, small, minute, thing.
that says," heheheh, i love you!" when swueezed in the twummy, and red light pops out and the thing smiles foolishly at you and you start laughing hysterically.

b) another thing
i have no idea how im going to take the price tag off. maybe i should just colour the price tag blackie!!!

c) a thing, a nice thing that signifies that you R old/ though i AM older, but everyone would agree i look and think so much younger than you do.

d) another thing. im pretty sure you wanted to buy it for somebody's birthday. MY am i happy. at least i know that you will like one of the pressies.

e) im definitely get you a card. a nice card/ depends on how arty i feel that day. Feels like getting Jia Hui's genes and hanging them in front of me!

and im no so sure if i should just give it to you during sectionals. hmm... should i ? or should i not???? maybe i should buy one tonne of aluminium foil to wrap it up, that same way we did for cookie monster, hahahahahahah!

and one more note, my dear sophia, i dont think i have that many worms to spare you for the time being. Im saving up, so maybe i might be able to get you a nice and long and stretchy stretchy stretchy little wormy called BOBBIE. just like you're called BONNIE. BOBBIE + BONNIE = love forever underground . <3

and to marie and moira, the love sick couple extremely crazy over the

a) an american idol finalist, in which they are deluded!!!

b) an american idol finalist that can seriously buck up on his social skills! man, he is seriously boring. i wonder how you can live with such a guy that sings only inspirational songs, and that Flo Rida would never accept into their band.

anyway, for you b daes, i shall consider, honing my photoshop skills and chop him up the left to moira, and the right to marie, and make him all bloody, woohoo!!!! so you can use him as the bloody child for macbeth!!!!!! okies, wedding photo!!!!!!

:)

i have no idea what's wrong with me today. must be the spagetti.spaghetti. sphasmnitti. watever, but i think im crazy.

there's chem test and dear little " hey. what's the big idea", which is me!!!! (lollipops stuck in me head) and i havnt studied. wow. sorry mr teoh! ill buck up after band today.!!!

and i love muttons!!!!!! muttons rock!!!!

but i really like lamp chop too. is mutton lamb? or is mutton goat? or is mutton pork???

<3 lai lai

laisum rawred at 7:01 AM.

this blog is officially pronounced dead on 13.3.2008

i feel like starting a new one

with a nice name

nicer skin

like restarting on a new phase in life

so emo

never mind darling!!!! i wont abandon you!!!

i love you bloggie!!!! here's a nice pick-me-up!

anyway, i promised that i would blog about these stuff:

1) DEAREST NING'S MUM, THANK YOU FOR THAT FANTASTIC CLAYPOT RICE SERVED IN TUPPERWARE!!

i dun feel like bloggin all of a sudden.

so i shall end here

laisum rawred at 1:28 AM.