Sunday, June 29, 2008
another one of those quizzes. i have no idea how somebody can be as free as to write such quizzes. amd i cant' imagine having to write these quizzes cos i am pure tired and bored and rest. BUT, dear old nice maths teacher gave us 3 pieces of fantastic homework, all due tomorrow. i really love her to bits.
*bleah*
1. Do you like your present school?
i wondering what to say. if i said YES, then the VJC people will go like, hmm this nutcase is such a little fiddle, she wants to come to VJ and she likes her school. SHOULD we or SHOULD WE NOT accept her into this prestigious learning instituition???
if i said NO, then i would cheating on my own feelings. and i never cheat on my own feelings. i would rather cheat durings tests, cheat during quizzes, cheat my way out of death, than to cheat myself of my own feelings.
SO DRAMA. i could be shakesphearess.
2. What do you want most now?
sleep. don't we all?
3. What type of ice cream would you want to be?
I AM LIKE TOTALLY HOMO SAPIEN/HUMAN/GIRL, PLEASE.
why on earth would i want to be an ice cream?? for other fellow humans to suck/chew/swallow/digest/egest?
but if i really had no choice, i guess i would be the nice old oreo ice cream. nicely frozen oreo ice cream, and i want those rainbow coloured sprinkles things on top of me, makes me look extra pretty. and extra tasty.
PRETTY tasty!<3
4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?
HATE is such a powerful word. in my opinion, when you hate someone, you feel like going far far away from that person, you feel like stabbing that person, and the thing is, if you really hated that person, you would probably do all that.
i have never stabbed my friends. no way, they're like, my friends!
F-riends
R
I-ncredibly
N-ice
D-oodly
S-weethearts!
5. Are you afraid of death?
such profound stuff.
I realise that it isn't my own death i am frightened of, its
a)the death of everyone i love and care for
b)hanging in between life and death, and in GREAT PAIN.
i also realise that i fear pain more than i fear death.
6. What is your goal this year?
eat cheese.
get a great ppr
FLY to IP.
speaking about ip...*drones into boring, causing people to drop dead and die, monologue*
7. Do you forgive or forget or both?
the bible says, to "FORGIVE AND FORGET" and "LET BYGONES BE BYGONES" and stuff like that.
difficult. i realise i have extremely short termed memory.
8. Do you believe in eternity love?
GOD loves me, Mummy and Daddy love me, my annoying little brother loves me(i know it, don't you DARE DENY), and egoistically, i love myself.
ETERNALLY.
9. Have you done anything for your crush or boyfriend?i
boyfriend? NONE
crush? NONE.
get the message?
and if you're like seriously dumb, i am single, but highly unavailable. thank you. message to all lesbos and random fatties.
10. What do you enjoy doing the most?
sleeping. i AM at peace.
11. Have you done anything for your admirer?
I HAVE AN ADMIRER? i didnt know.
12. Do you like your CCA?
i love the stinky band room, i love my seniors and band mates, i like some songs that band plays, i love hearing the harmonisation of the different instruments, but i absolutely dislike that thing.
13. Do you cherish every single bond of friendship?
CHERISH. love love.
14. Who would you probably spend the rest of your life with?
mummy, daddy, (considers brother).. brother...GOD,duh. MY BAND MATES!
15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
air, food, water, sleep, somebody to talk to.
16. Do you find life meaningless?
no, are you dumb? the dictionary has the meaning of life. you can always go and check!
17. What do you live life for?
GOD, myself. i live MY life, for MYSELF.
18. Who do you talk most in school?
ning xuan, sam chew, jia choo, my seating partner, myself, my waterbottle, my name tag, my hand phone, my flute.
19. Who is the last person you talked with on MSN?
i tried to talk to ning xuan. she didnt answer. DAO ME LAH! she's not online. boooo..nono, i talked to bindhu.
20. What material thing would you want most now?
i want a nicer bag, school bag, going out bag...more shirts!
Tag 8 people
i don't like tagging. i shall sleep. :)
laisum rawred at
Thursday, June 26, 2008
dearest amanda, this blog post is specially dedicated to you.
for ages, amanda has been seen tagging upon my extremely brilliantly dead cbox, begging me to change her fantastic link, in which i shant, because i am pure mean, and because she hasn't been tagging enough.
so far, i havnt entered my template and changed anything about the link yet. meanwhile, if you woud like to know this randomly evasive amanda, you could click on the defective links and add - to the back of the first two words, so i think you can more or less get to the blog of this random person.
i realise i am exposing my friend's public diary to the most possible of kidnappers. WATCH IT KIDNAPPERS, amanda knows TAE-KWON-DO. black belt, i heard.
and one more thing, im just confused. DANICA adores joe jonas, AMANDA adores joe jonas, and joe jonas is the guy with the curly hair right? or was it the guy with the curly hair? or the guy with the curly hair?
he IS the guy with the curly hair right???
oh man, imagine if joe jonas tags on my blog and goes, no, that would be bozo the clown/ joe joe the clown/ botox the female bozo, i bet amanda would gladly pay me 12 months worth of section fund to get hold of my cbox and insert it on her own, deleting every single other tag that everyone else has so very painstakingly typed specially for me and adore that internet transferred message clearly saying the joe jonas isnt the guy with the fancy curly bouncy hair.
but, im not saying joe jonas isn't the guy with the fantastic curly hair. ROUND ROUND HEAD with the nice bouncy curly hair!!
laisum rawred at
Monday, June 23, 2008
good evening my fellow lunatics.
it has definitely NOT been a great evening for me, first things first.
I HAD A DISASTROUS PIANO LESSON. shant reveal anything about my piano practices, but i must say, i totally ruined my reputation with mrs neo. I AM A SUCKER AT PIANO.
next, i went home. like duh? i was like this good little girl, go for some disastrous piano lesson, walk back, press on the doorbell and WAIT. realises that no sound can be heard from doorbell. RINGS CONTINOUSLY. decides that mua is a like probably the most prim and proper littl lady and doesnt scream to yank my maid out from the kitchen with the keys.
decides to ask help from really helpful neighbours.
WOW, im telling you. small frys arent the only thing that small, THEIR BRAINS ARE EVEN SMALLER. can you imagine this, this PRIMARY 5 BOY, a midgit, nevertheless, goes into his house and speaks in bumpy cantonese, telling his very friendly grandmother that someone needs the phone.
like don't i look remotely familiar? im like so very, HIS NEIGHBOUR. is he like, face-identifying-deficient? maybe he doesnt even recognise his own mom.
he ends up rolling about on the floor. and his grandmother isnt doing anything about the damned calling machine yet.
decides that i am unsociable.
walks to melissa's house. melissa's my primary school friend, and AT LEAST, her maid recognises me. borrows phone from there.
and then, hikes back to house.
how great an evening. and to think, the first thing i did after i enter the house, was to swear well arranged words that perfectly describe my EXTREMELY helpful neighbours.
immature little midgets.
and i have to love my neighbours as i would love myself. AT LEAST I CAN RECOGNISE MYSELF!? please?
laisum rawred at
Friday, June 20, 2008
Welcome, my fellow nutcases. I have come, to share with you, my latest invention, the
POTATO-CARBO-DOSE-INSERTER!
this inserter comes in the of an internet accessing network, it could be internet explorer, it could be firefox, or even morzilla(or was it a tortilla?), and you can always get your daily dosage of carbo!
CARBO, the bane of every SUPER-THIN-SIZE-2-ANOREXIC-BUT-STILL-THINKS-THEIR-FAT-MODELS. This version of your daily dose of carbo not only makes you feel full(though proteins are better at filling an empty stomach), it is absolutely unfattening! So, all those SUPER-THIN-SIZE-2-ANOREXIC-BUT-STILL-THINKS-THEIR-FAT-MODELS can totally take this!
just click on your internet browser, type
laisumsworld.blogspot.com and you'll enter into a world of fun-filled adventures, bold jumping and swinging, and totally acting like monkeys.
no, that would be more like
tarzansworld.blogspot.com
but since when did the jungle have a broadband input amongst its trees?
so, all you in need to go is to click on go/ simply press the enter key nearest to your little pinky, you could be enjoying yourself in land full of unfattening carbo. IMAGINE, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO GO ON A DIET AGAIN! You could be eating pizzas, filled with cheese, pepperonis, bacon, and all that fattening junk you wowed never to eat again! Imagine the taste of that fabulous pizza, melting upon you tongue, a stretchy substance being chewed by your teeth, and swallowing 100 calories without guilt / having to force-feed yourself slim10 !
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE JUST WASTED YOUR TIME READING MY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE daily dose of carbo.
but if you really want that daily dose of carbo anyway, go head to the nearest Pizzahut/ macs/ KFC/ fastfood restaurant. no, i meant, the furthest Pizzahut/ macs/ KFC/fastfood. then you can run all the way home after the meal! FANTABULOUS. but make sure you wear comfy jogging wear, and comfy sports shoes, but don't worry. the whole restaurant would be looking at you, wondering why this weirdo, who just finished exercising, is eating her guts out at this calorie infested food sanctuary.
this is probably the most random thing i have ever done. who agrees?
laisum rawred at
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
my dear friends
i highly warn you about posting about your daily activities on your blog. unless, that is, you have a tall, dark and tanned body guard right smack! next to you 24/7, i suggest you take my warning into great consideration, deliberation and absolute desperation.
like say for example, you have tingxie on tuesday.
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
very dangerous
cheryl says:
HAHAHAHAHA
cheryl says:
YEAH.
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
the kidnappers can like
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
i have your daughter
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
i know she has ting xie on tuesday
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
give me 5 million
cheryl says:
HAHAHAHAHA
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
or she'll never have ting xie again
cheryl says:
LOl
cheryl says:
THE KIDNAPPERS CAN LIKE
cheryl says:
I HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER, SHE LOOKS TOTALLY LIKE A POTATO
cheryl says:
I KNOW SHE HAS A FLU NOW.
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
you talking about who?
cheryl says:
AND NBC
cheryl says:
GIVE ME 23 MILLION
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
post this lah
cheryl says:
OR SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY IN THE NBC ALIVE!
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
haha
take these two prank-call-for-ransom-when-your-kid's-actually-safe-at-home-eating-oreos, you blog post could very mean that your parents are going to pool money from the very depths of their pockets to fund the highly intelligent kidnappers next trip to Langkawi. BEWARE OF WHAT YOU POST.
YOU could very well be sitting on the next van ride to the hiding place of YOU-KNOW-WHO-who-had-that-infamous-toilet-break.
so, sit at home with that family pack of oreos, and think before you post.
your family's next trip to Langkawi could depend on that.
i wonder why i came up with such a random post.
laisum rawred at
Sunday, June 15, 2008
im like sick. i feel, uncomfortable.
tiring. i have like an irritating ulcer and a bad throat. it doesnt hurt, just like you know, when you have a fever and it doesnt subside, there's this like heat radiating from within inside you. the heat is like bringing on a throbbing, seriously throbbing headache.
its like thom thom thom.THOM!
AND I FEEL REALLY BAD. THIS IS HORRIBLE. I HAVE AN INTERVIEW TO GO TO!
HOW do i OWN the interview while feeling really really SICK!!!!! like, im dropping, dropping, but not nearly there drop dead dead. its like, im about to FAINT. someone catch me.
then the person strolls over, waits for half an hour and im still standing still. i'm wobbling a little, but, still, STANDING.
what if collaspe on the table, and the people interviewing me get like shocked. then they go, " oh poor girl, tortured by sickness, still coming for this. I CAN SEE HOW MUCH SHE WANTS THIS!!"
oh man, but what if they see the ," oh this stupid little nugget falling in right before the interview. if she really wants this, she would be dieting on salad and non fat yoghurt."
yoghurt. good for throat. im taking it NOW.
laisum rawred at
Friday, June 13, 2008
good day my dear ponies!
i have so much to post about. why is aint nobody reading my blog? where's lumpy? why she no read my blog?
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anyways, let's begin with the quiz ya???
before i begin, ningosteen, i tell you ah, if you are not lento enough, i would not be writing this. cheryl tagged me to do thy quiz, then you tag me to do thy quiz-a-longalong. main. ningalongalongand quizalongalong.
THIS IS ME MAIDEN QUIZ. *smashes glass bottle on the edge of the com*
1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
OMG. WHAT A FILTHY IDIOT. HURT HURT HURT HIS THERE. CHERYL, I AGREE. KICK IT. KICK IT. JUST DO IT. WHO CARES IF HE'S ME LOVER OR NOT. JUST KICK.
i tell you, i am violent. <3
note to oneself: pick up mutant kung fu from TMNT
2. What kind of people do you dislike?
loads. take my school band conductor for example. OOPS.
basically, evil sadistic people who likes smashed potatos. hey, that's me!
NONO. I hate backstabbers. and lazy people who don't want to contribute in projects. YA, like come on. this is unfair please.
like who doesnt!
ning described her hates like some sort of like, plasters. you get like hurt, then they STICK to you, then after a while you peel them off, and you get WWWWWWWAAAAAAXXXXXXEEDDD. free wax. hurts AND leaves a mark. makes you sad too.
3. What will your dream wedding be like?
in my dreams.
you know, i dreamt a lot about many things. none of them came true. so, i must have an architecture to plan me wedding for me!!!!
but i like church weddings, and the bride coming late and everyone has to wait for her and blah blah blah. :)
4. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
oh, my, i want to go to church. i really do. BUT I KNOW NOBODY IN CHURCH. I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. LIKE TEACH ME, WHERE CAN I FIND LUKE IN THE BIBLE???? SHOULD I BE TAKING NOTES????? WHERE'S THE HYMNS BOOK?
i was lost at church. someone, bring me to church again. like, paya lebar church or something?
i want to go church.... i need to go church.
GOD. most important thing. without HIM, i would be like hiding under my sheets, scared to fall asleep in case i dream of scary boo boos besides nice fluffy white dreams with bunnies and ribbons and bungie jumps.
5. What's your ideal lover like?
ah,another of those dream things.
tall, handsome and served on a silver platter.
nono, i want a fat guy. bouncy bouncy fat fat.
nonono not johnny hu. OR MR ONG. OR MR CHER.
i want a cute cute one. big big eyes, small small mouth, big big hands like hagrids. i like hagrid. i want him to be me god father. u know what i mean. i want a tall tall , but round round guy, who lurbbbbbbxxxxsssssss<3<3>
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
IM LOVED BY GOD. IS THAT LIKE NOT BLESSED ENOUGH?
anyways, i want me fat fat guy to love me.
i love you, you love me, we are happy family!
to be loved by someone i love back! !!
7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
oh my, erm... IM LIKE IMPATIENT. but if that guy going overseas study without me, and finds some other tiffany or jessling or jasmine or anita or something, his that thing is like going down!
8. If the person you secretly like (if there isn't one, just imagine) is already attached, what would you do?
imagines. fat pig pops out.
find another pig. market got so many ma
9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
i dunno leh. my band conductor.
10. Is there anything that has made you happy these days?
ohoh, me, GOD, me GOD, me friendlies, go sentosa, got free lunch(i'll explain later), laugh laugh laugh.
11. How do you see yourself in ten years time?
i dunno. ten years tim3, im 24. so i should have
1.finished university
2.found my piggy
3. got my driving license
4. attended at least 4 weddings. (me counsins should have gotten married by then)
12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
GOD!!!! oh what's wrong with the stinking caps lock!!!!
FAMILY!!!! its working again!
FRIENDS!!!!
LEE KUAN YEW!!! *like huh* please, without him, we wouldnt be here! that reminds me
RAFFLES!!
13. What feeling do you hate the most?
i hate like the roller coaster feeling, when it goes like down, they your stomach lurches upwards and stuff. that is not fun.
i hate being up above the world so high, my acrophobia in the sky
14. Would you rather be single and rich, or married but poor?
married but poor. i tell you, i think joining a convent would be good. THEN YOU HAVE THE PIGGIES. so sad.
15. What's the first thing you do every morning?
hmm, sleep somemore.
16. Would you give it all in a relationship?
as all as sanely possible but still, not all the way. go die ask this kind of question. i only like 14 please!
17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
my brain too small, i cant multitask to save my life.
18. What do you think Heaven is like?
heavenly. oh my, i have never seen heaven. wait a while. i like surprises.
i walk by faith, not by sight. i no see the light. i faith the light!
19. Have you ever found someone so irritating that you want to just throw them into the slime pool?
hmm, yes. don't ask me who. you all know.
20. What would you do if the world was going to die in one day?
oh my
convert people.
tell everyone that i love them.
must i tag???
im like so tired.
i hate quizzes.
but, spread the annoyance right?
people i want to super poke
1. ning xuan. you redo the quiz. NOW.
2. jerlyn
3. sam sam
4. whyy is that every single person i feel like tagging is already tagged? jkbdkudf like james. i know! ill tag marie!
5. with a every marie comes a cabrini!
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Sunday, June 8, 2008
i tell you ah.
reading my old blog was like a total reflection of WHAT i was in pre secondary and then reading this blog is like a reflection of WHAT i am after a car wash in
CHIJ ST NICHOLAS GIRL'S SCHOOL
the effects of the brain squash
1) failing physical status
in primary school, i could do 30 incline pull ups.
right now, im struggling with 10.
2) i used to be such a boaster.
now i lack self esteem. see me at band.
i need that talk about self-esteem by megan again. maybe i should really record it down and play it over and over again so that the message really
DRRRRRRIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
its way into that thick skull that protects my gooey brain that resides within. I SUCK.
3) i can't believe my lack of randomness
i used to be like the most rational person you can never imagine i would be.
and the stinko blog just deleted my whole damn post away. nevermind. i know i managed to random my way to... oh ya.
ever since i got RANDOMECITIS, i have lost all rationality and taken over all sanity and gone NUTS.
4) LYCHEE?
i used to be called lychee. then i was renamed potato. then someone called my jelly.
DO I LOOK THAT FOODISH TO YOU!?
no way. im just a little CHEEKYful and a little pimply, but in what way do i resemble a potato???
nevermind. to think i wanted to have a blog url saying
potatoswonderland.
nevermind.
let me explain my nick names to you!!
a)lychee
pronounced as lai-cheeeeee
you can figure out how that came about by yourself ya?
thanks to : SARAH THE CHOY
b) potato
i dunnno why and how this came about. i think its in my brain, but its squashed like a fly into some random corner and humbly tucked away to make space for chemical equations and chicken wings.
thanks to : ningosteen
c) jelly
my bag. my school bag.
as in, my turtle shell. yes. my turtle shell
turtle - shell = jelly.
ya, that's why. IM JELLY.
thanks to: cheryl FOO.
and i just got another nick name.
wow.
TEABY
d) tEABY
sandy, my nu er is like lumpy right? so she called me lumpy,then i retorted by calling her bumpy.
she said lynette called her lumpy and that i should go ask lynette for a nick too. but she called me teaby anyway.
THE BATTLE OF THE TEABY AND THE LUMPY!
duh, teaby is like cooler.
lumpy is like. LUMPY.
and i just remembered one more unglam nick.
e) luu luu sewage.
MELODI. the melodious pretty lee. <>
she decided to name me according to my initials.
it became
luu luu sewage.
i sense dejavuu.. its like i posted something like this before. ;)
im so random right?
haha, lai the sum
laisum rawred at
i really must change my blogskin.
i really liked the skin COS it has
ATTITUDE!
see this convo.
Cheryls <3 : D says:
im at your blog.
Cheryls <3 : D says:
and and
Cheryls <3 : D says:
clicked lion's heart.
Cheryls <3>
its some random guy's blog!
Cheryls <3 : D says:
omg why you link him!
Cheryls <3 : D says:
some more put at the heart also!
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
there is?
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
i didnt know leh?
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
oh
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
i think its the guy that made the blog
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
i do a short post first
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
then go check
like please lor cheryl lim.
the guy that made this blog nicknamed himself some lionheart thing. i like the lion blog because
ATTITUDE ASLAN!!!! ASLAN THE RAWR RAWR ROCKS!
everyone support NARNIA THE CHRONICLES OF ASLAN.
i love the lion. but the random guy and the heart of the lion was just too weird. i didnt even know that heart was a linkie doo. i thought it was a birthmark or something.
and did i mention that i thought that jia min's birthday was today and i even sent her an sms? i meant, 2 sms??? i am so stupid.
FYI. people. her birthday is only 13th july so im advertising pressie galore for her. SHe wants
a) a cuddleful boyfriend
b) or you could substitute that with a very big teddy
i love teddy. gummy teddy
gummy chess
gummy business.
i tell you. i must really go and read my old blog. so interesting.
laisum rawred at
laisum rawred at
WHY THIS FREAKING THING GOT NO ARCHIVE ONE AH?
I NEED A NEW BLOG SKIN.
I NEED A NEW SKIN.
MINE HAS LIKE SO MANY PIMPLE AND WHITEHEADS AND BLACKHEADS AND BONGS AND WHATEVER YOU WANT TO FIND YOU CAN FIND THERE.
MY GAWD.
laisum rawred at
haha
omg, i discovered my old blog. hahahaa. hahaha.
i was shocked. was shocked. very shocked.
i can't imagine my lack of randomness when i was like in sec1/ p6.
RANDOM is like my middle name lah!!
haha. and ning's found this blog before I DID. and I was the one that MADE the blog. omg. i am lag. and very forgetful. I FORGOT MY BLOG ADD. haha.
want to visit my old blog? see my emoness? feel the stress?feel the lack of randomness and SUNSHINE!!!!
oh and jia hui. i tell you ah. im not a camwhore. please lah. i took like 30 photos of ning xuan and she WAS POSING for it. i even took her eye.
HER EYE!!!!!!! HER RIGHT EYE!!!!//////
i love teaby.
i sense RANDOMNESS!!!!!
i wonder why. when i was in p6, the random person was siewie. clara siew. char siewbao. SUCH SWEET FONDANT MEMORIES.
WHAT'S FONDANT!?
everyone, relink me! i can be dug up at
laisumsworld.blogspot.com
and my dears, im going to sentosa. HAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAA.
LOLLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLIPOP.
bb!!!!!!!
lai the sum the loh the teaby
laisum rawred at
Thursday, June 5, 2008
yes it sucks.
guinea pigs, they're really cute, arent they??
people actually think they're rats. well, they are technically, but they're pure adorable!!!!
guinea pigs = A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E
but, why do people still so cruelly chew them down!!!!! people eat their intestines, savour the head, bite the rum and swallow the lungs, and they actually enjoy!!!!
what's more, they eat 65 millions of these adorable little things in 1 year!!!!!!!
i want a pocket full of anti-eating guinea pigs.
shut up natasha beddingfield. sing a nicer song about guinea pigs please.
so, if you see CUY on your menu, please, do not order that sickening display of human insanity. guinea pigs. are adorable house pets. not poo poo meals. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. so mean.
chickens are ok lah. as in, to me. haha, they're like natural poultry. The problem is, some kids love chickens. yummy chicken. to them, chickens are like pets, so, imagine having like edward or peter or susan or caspian on the table to be wolfed down. oh, cruel.
you see, my brother has rightly annoyed me, that, this is THEIR culture. im annoyed by my brother. YAK YAK YAK. nevermind. he's sitting next to me now!!!! MUA HAHAHA.
evil
heeheeeeeeeeeee
please, don't eat like guinea pigs.
laisum rawred at
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
laisum rawred at