Monday, June 23, 2008
good evening my fellow lunatics.
it has definitely NOT been a great evening for me, first things first.
I HAD A DISASTROUS PIANO LESSON. shant reveal anything about my piano practices, but i must say, i totally ruined my reputation with mrs neo. I AM A SUCKER AT PIANO.
next, i went home. like duh? i was like this good little girl, go for some disastrous piano lesson, walk back, press on the doorbell and WAIT. realises that no sound can be heard from doorbell. RINGS CONTINOUSLY. decides that mua is a like probably the most prim and proper littl lady and doesnt scream to yank my maid out from the kitchen with the keys.
decides to ask help from really helpful neighbours.
WOW, im telling you. small frys arent the only thing that small, THEIR BRAINS ARE EVEN SMALLER. can you imagine this, this PRIMARY 5 BOY, a midgit, nevertheless, goes into his house and speaks in bumpy cantonese, telling his very friendly grandmother that someone needs the phone.
like don't i look remotely familiar? im like so very, HIS NEIGHBOUR. is he like, face-identifying-deficient? maybe he doesnt even recognise his own mom.
he ends up rolling about on the floor. and his grandmother isnt doing anything about the damned calling machine yet.
decides that i am unsociable.
walks to melissa's house. melissa's my primary school friend, and AT LEAST, her maid recognises me. borrows phone from there.
and then, hikes back to house.
how great an evening. and to think, the first thing i did after i enter the house, was to swear well arranged words that perfectly describe my EXTREMELY helpful neighbours.
immature little midgets.
and i have to love my neighbours as i would love myself. AT LEAST I CAN RECOGNISE MYSELF!? please?
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