Friday, June 20, 2008
Welcome, my fellow nutcases. I have come, to share with you, my latest invention, the
POTATO-CARBO-DOSE-INSERTER!
this inserter comes in the of an internet accessing network, it could be internet explorer, it could be firefox, or even morzilla(or was it a tortilla?), and you can always get your daily dosage of carbo!
CARBO, the bane of every SUPER-THIN-SIZE-2-ANOREXIC-BUT-STILL-THINKS-THEIR-FAT-MODELS. This version of your daily dose of carbo not only makes you feel full(though proteins are better at filling an empty stomach), it is absolutely unfattening! So, all those SUPER-THIN-SIZE-2-ANOREXIC-BUT-STILL-THINKS-THEIR-FAT-MODELS can totally take this!
just click on your internet browser, type
laisumsworld.blogspot.com and you'll enter into a world of fun-filled adventures, bold jumping and swinging, and totally acting like monkeys.
no, that would be more like
tarzansworld.blogspot.com
but since when did the jungle have a broadband input amongst its trees?
so, all you in need to go is to click on go/ simply press the enter key nearest to your little pinky, you could be enjoying yourself in land full of unfattening carbo. IMAGINE, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO GO ON A DIET AGAIN! You could be eating pizzas, filled with cheese, pepperonis, bacon, and all that fattening junk you wowed never to eat again! Imagine the taste of that fabulous pizza, melting upon you tongue, a stretchy substance being chewed by your teeth, and swallowing 100 calories without guilt / having to force-feed yourself slim10 !
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE JUST WASTED YOUR TIME READING MY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE daily dose of carbo.
but if you really want that daily dose of carbo anyway, go head to the nearest Pizzahut/ macs/ KFC/ fastfood restaurant. no, i meant, the furthest Pizzahut/ macs/ KFC/fastfood. then you can run all the way home after the meal! FANTABULOUS. but make sure you wear comfy jogging wear, and comfy sports shoes, but don't worry. the whole restaurant would be looking at you, wondering why this weirdo, who just finished exercising, is eating her guts out at this calorie infested food sanctuary.
this is probably the most random thing i have ever done. who agrees?
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