Who said Joe Jonas didn't have a mustache!?
AND who said JOE JONAS wasn't in DENIAL?
AMANDA, EXPLAIN THIS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXLHgPcZuc
laisum rawred at
5:19 AM.
I REALISED THAT I AM TERRIBLY BAD AT MATHS. I HAVE HIT 50 POSTS. LIKE LAST POST.
OMG... THERE GOES MY 50TH POST HAPPY NEW START TO 100TH POST CELEBRATION.
nevermind, that's why the word "BELATED" was created. For people bad at maths, like me:)
THE BIG 50.
I can't imagine. I began my bloggin adventure with like absolutely no clue how to even, GET A TEMPLATE.
and my fantastic url was a childish, but nevertheless, better than current lameness of a url,
play-time-with-me.blogspot.com
and then, i realised how much i have grown.
from a girl who used
NOE, MOI, YEZZZ. ROCKZZZZZZ. RAWKZZZZZZ AND ALL KINDS OF SHORT FORMS.
I discovered the beauty of FULLY FORMED words.
notice I hardly use the words as mention above and I have even gone to the extent of falling in love with
MAKING WORDS. like the infamous, RANDOMICITIS.
so CUTE RIGHT?
I realised that I have remained the same despite my LOVE FOR FULLY FORMED WORDS, never HIRE ME FOR SHORTHAND TYPING, for i have this tendency to forget
my CAPITAL LETTERS. basically, it's not really forgetting, but rather SHEER LAZINESS. i guess, LAZINESS comes in many forms.
It used to come as a form, where I would drastically shorten EVERYTHING like
i shall reveal my past
twice-nice-2.blogspot.com
its like shocking, the way i TYPE stuff. The way i introduce grammatically shockingly shortened nonsense that left me, left me- oh whatever.
and what's a celebration without BALLOONS??? HOT HOT HOT AIR BALLOONSSSS!!!!!
and before i end off, a nice piece of advice for you to think before you BLAST.
the happy 51st post:)
laisum rawred at
7:09 AM.
COUNTDOWN: 1I have been blog hopping AGAIN! and i noticed, that that fact that everyone of us are madeSPECIALUNIQUEDIFFERENTONE AND ONLYJUST USEXTRAORINARYNOT THE SAMEis perhaps why we dislike some things some people do, and that's why sometimes we have different perspective of things/ different ways we do things andmaybe that's why these words OSTRACIZE/ HATE exist. to illustrate stuff we do to people we don't share similar ideas with. Even people like POPES can't ever please every single person/some people hate religious people, like HITLER. ah bong that idiot. and I hate to make this post a rather emo one, but LIKE DON'T YOU AGREE? the thing is, at some point in time in our lives we will definitely be unhappy with somebody, even like the most popular person in class could very well be the most unpopular the very next day.TAKE EDISON CHEN for example. nono, that's just totally horny. Not that he WAS even THAT popular in the first place. and that scandal was like totally LAUGHABLE. so STUPID PLEASE.but seriously, when you get to know some people like in depth, you really get to see them for who they are like,INSIDE OUT.this could be a serious, major, bad thing for some people, especially if what they are inside are seriously like ANNOYINGand the thing is, unless you're really vain, the people you see the most aren't yourself, but rather the people around you..DO YOU NOTICE??? LIKE how much you evaluate people in comparison to evaluating yourself?you could be like,OMG THAT GIRL IS SO ANNOYING. she does this this this...and then you don't realise that you do precisely the same thing....THIS POST IS GETTING BORING, BUT ISNT PHILOSOPHY BORING??? C. Lit is actually like really INFORMATIVE, like you can really learn a lot from it. BUT the thing is,with limited Chinese knowledgeand the fact that we hate the language(DUE TO TING XIE) makes it worse.C.lit has become BORING. but SERIOUSLY, before we start like disliking somebody, we should seriously consider if we ourselves are as annoying as that.I THINK SELF REFLECTION IS SECRETLY A GOOD THING.maybe this person is like seriously annoying, but sometimes, when people notice that you don't really like them, they AUTO switch to REDEMPTION mode and try to do EVERYTHING to make you like them back. maybe we should just give that person a CHANCE? MY NEW MOTTO IN LIFE: Since everyone's SPECIAL AND SPARKY AND TWIGGLY in their own way, I must accept them for who they are, and embrace the good in them, and just pretend they're likeCHEESE, and CHEESE has holes, just like them. AND CHEESE IS REALLY NICE.
laisum rawred at
10:08 PM.
COUNTDOWN: 2Friday, 18th July 2008and I have no idea what i blog about. Let's blog the cliche stuff that everyone blogs on their blogs.Today is Friday. Friday = the end of the week. YYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY..... NO NEED TO SEE THE UGLY TEACHERS ANYMORE. (kidding!!!) YYYYAAAAAAYAYYYYYYYY I can finally sleep in absolute bliss and not to worry my arse off about that ever growing number of graded tests. I AM SO NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT WEEK CAN?? ok, that was the CLICHE THINGS that most people post. Trust me, even I do it sometimes, and I am so random I think things of such extreme randomness that I am occasionally proclaimed partially abnormal.Take the sentence I just made. I AM A RANDOMOCITIS PATIENT, STAGE 4. I REQUIRE A DOCTOR WHO SPECIALISES IN CURING RANDOM PATIENTS AND MAYBE SOME RANDOM PHILANTHROPIST SHOULD REALLY SERIOUSLY BE NICE AND MAKE ME A PRETTY HOSPITAL/ CHARITABLE ORGANISATION.Dedicated to Lai Sum: The Random Children Society. and SEEE, HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD THINK STUFF SO RANDOM ABOUT THE WORD RANDOM ITSELF???? random is like, used in arcade/ xbox/ playstation games where chunks of muscles, both male and female, fight with each other and you haveINDECISIVICITIS and then you click on the random thing and the computer randomly chooses for you. RANDOM isn't like creating random diseases and wanting a charitable organisation specially dedicated to me. YOU CAN ALL CHARITABLY BUY ME A CRUMPLER/ Ipod THOUGH! I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEMS WITH THAT SWEETHEARTS!!! <3i declare myself, INCURABLE RANDOMOCITIS. who agrees?
laisum rawred at
6:21 AM.
COUNTDOWN: 4GOOD DAY MY DEAREST READERS. I have come from a land far far away to deliver to you the news of absolute, absolute, ok, whatever. I have come with a great and mighty big big message.REALLY BIG. AND I BET EVERYONE ALREADY HEARD THIS, but, anyways...BAND GOT GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD!!!!!!GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD!!!!!!!OH MY, GOODNESS, PRETTY LITTLE GOLD!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE!!! THAT'S LIKE SO SUPER COOL!!!!!!!!and its like the best thing ever, cos i was so super soft i bet that's why we didn't get the distinction, they saw the piccolo, but didnt HEAR the piccolo. OH MAN. <3this is the life!
laisum rawred at
6:09 AM.
COUNTDOWN : 5Good day all, I am here once again, to plonk a whole pile of useless, pointless information upon you and you shall enjoy reading. THANK YOU!( i was just passing time, and wasting blog posts)
laisum rawred at
8:06 AM.
COUNTDOWN: 6I just went blog hopping... HOP.....''''''''''.......HOP!Jerlyn, don't be sad, if its like the IP thing you really want to get into, I wish you all the best for NJ and i hope you get in. Its not like the end of the world, ya? When the end of the world really does come, then none of us would bother about IP at all. We'll all probably be trying to fly to the moon and build another civilisation there. the MOON!MarvellousOreos-OnlyNine dollars!and VJC is indeed a good JC, but Im sure NJ is just as good, yes? You're like super intelligent and all, I am like a piece of Spongebob in comparison to you, so please dont be so emo??man, i feel that i really must get an autograph book. Get pretty autographs from everybody!!!!AND JOE JONAS ISISISISIS THE GUY WITH THE CURLY HAIR, CURLY EYEBROWS AND CURLY MOUSTACHE!and yes, Joe Jonas probably flirts with the little man he hires to type his letters. May is like the best person to look for if you wish to identify random gays, like the guy with the 3 csThe 3CS do not representC oolC harmingC (see) that enormous wallet!THE 3Cs represent Curly hairCurly eyebrowsCurly moustacheAmanda, I have no idea what's so CHARMINGCOOLbut yes, the wallet is reasonably huge... ABOUT JOE JONAS. oh yes, i saw him in a seventeen magazine!!!
oh no, joe jonas is attracting so much attention, im probably ALREADY hated by 10% of the world's population (females and males alike) for describing him so, EXPLICITLY. and it WAS amanda who have so very sweetly told me that my descriptive writing ROCKS. because I managed to describe to her precisely WHERE to drop off so that she'll be in the bus-stop outside where I live, and not some random bus-stop outside Joe Joe the clown's place.AND AMANDA, YOU MAY HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING SOME PEOPLE WATCH CAMP ROCK, BUT YOU HAVE NOT! MADE ME CONVINCED/ PERSUADED THAT JOE JONAS ISN'T THE GUY WITH THE CURLY HAIR. OR THE curly eyebrowsOr THE curly moustache for that matter.<3,>
(seriously, how many lai sums do you find in a lifetime?)
laisum rawred at
7:21 AM.
COUNTDOWN: 7this post is dedicated to all my dearest buddies, potato-ish or not, burrowed underground or uprooted above the soil/ flying up in the sky. MY BEST BUDS. <3>
bittersweetmemories
Its like a dream come true, this IP thing. but if i like go, i would be like kinda sad, cause there are so many things, so many people, that have grown onto me( like random tentacles) that its like breaking off an arm to leave.
Its good, because i have always wanted this, but I have no idea why, its sad, to know that next year, I might be having recess with a totally different group of people/ person and that i might be having CCA with people that are nothing like Ning/ Choo/ ann tan/ sam.
hopefully, sam goes with me and i might be having CCA with HER at least. but, no matter how much i dislike some parts of CCA, AND WHY AM I LIKE REMINDING MYSELF OF EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN GOOD IN THIS SCHOOL AND THAT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO LEAVE BEHIND.
hey, Mr Boy? can i bring my entire squad to VJ with me? All you need to do is free up 40 spaces for us all to come along and squeeze squeeze!
My very first EMO post.
laisum rawred at
5:43 AM.
countdown: 8can you imagine? people who used to be like, below your knee when you were 12, and then right now, all you can see if THEIR knees. OMG, hormones. how i wish i had more. as in, growth hormones. man, this world can seriously be sick. i want like gh-es to grow taller, get longer legs(i have STUBS)cheryl just MUAKCS-ED me. as in really, MUAKCS. cheryl limo evil typoMUAHAHAAHA, IT RHYMES. call me lame, but can you come up with such a fantastic rhyming phrase(catchy too) in less tha 5 seconds? its just a natural flow. awww, this world is sick again. WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE??? THINKING SICK ALL THE TIME, WASH YOUR BRAINS.haha, i realise i'm the sick one here. *evil laughter*, nono, *cancels evil laughter*, *inserts joker laughter*.WOOOOHOOOO, free advertisement for batman. it's defintely not as nice a NARNIA!!!YAY FISH!!!! YAY SANDY!!! NARNIA MOVIE BUDDIES!!!enticing???oh man, IM RANDOM AGAIN. RANDOMICITIS, STAGE 4, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? this random feature about me, haha, radiating out, vibrating wit higher kinetic energy, influencing Ning Xuan to vibrate at higher speeds, with higher KE... and oh man,im random again.i shall dedicate my next post to a topic that is SOOOOO boring, its extremely un random. thank you for wasting your time!
laisum rawred at
6:34 AM.
9 more posts to the great 5-0!countdown to the big grand POST: 9younger or older brother/ sister?i hate being the oldest. i'd rather get a nice bigger brother, a nice brother, who'll take super good care of me!!! like, why can't my parents marry 2 years early and have an older brother who'll go to a nice fancy school and download nice music on the com and bluetooth them to me!un fair. haha, my brother is like far more, in a sense, high tech, than i am. imagine, how inferior i feel! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A MODEM WAS!!!!! maybe, im not really up for this sorta like, computer thing. maybe im more like on the left brain, art arty, kinda thing? or was it the right brain? why am i like posting such profound nonsense? and then i went on jane spam mania. totally forgot i had a post i was working on. and what WAS i working on anyway?
laisum rawred at
7:41 AM.
OMGYou cannot imagine people with more time on their hands. A good thing too, its people like them that gives me another happier day.watch, JAWKNEEYEAH on youtube!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYRLwdsNdpI&feature=relatedtrust me, it'll brighten up your day just looking at his expression! when i find one of hime singing LOW! you are so going to get another update from me!watch ALL related videos!THIS GUY PUTS IN EFFORT. if there wasnt Obama, i'll vote him for the next president!and one more thing, watch the volume of the thing,your mum could wake up any moment, screaming at YOU for screaming apologize in the middle of the night. and, wear ear plugs!he's the only gy more random than me!/ JELLYFISH DANCERand watch, a piece of meat. the best best best parody ever!can you smell what i'm cookin'?
i can see how you can't keep from lookin'
at my plate of chicken wingslooks so good,
don'tcha think?so i'm gonna ask ya right now
because i wanna be nice
do you want a piece of meat?
do YOU want a piece of meat?
look, i know what you're thinkin'
but you're just too ashamed to say"
can i haz a cheezburger?"
the answer is, "YES, you may!!"
you can have some yummy in your tummy
just stop acting like a dummy, c'mon now!!
do you want a piece of meat?
YEAH, you want a piece of meat!!
[Chorus]:
don't resist, just take it now
(you want a piece of meat)
i know ya wanna eat some cow
(you want a piece of meat)
you look like you need protein now
(you want a piece of meat)
so take this burger, put it in yo mouth
(you want a piece of meat)
i bought this pound of steak
from the store just yesterday
so if you want some just say
and i'll give you some right now
don't pretend like you don't want some
cuz we know that you do
do you want a piece of meat?
YEAH, you want a piece of meat!!...
watch him perform to the lyrics!*GAG*
laisum rawred at
6:47 AM.
stress, everyone has them. man, sounds like a phrase lifted from a stress-free/ how to manage your life etc mental health magazine. but, yes, everyone has stress.its how you handle it, that works stress around in circles and finally it collaspes in a total heap.and YOU yell, "YIPEE!"AND THE causes for stress area) school-where teachers spread their stress filled mania. they complain about the amount of homework they have to mark, like whoa, HELLO? *knock knock* would you like please like note, YOU're the one who gave us that much homework!?- where students like us are exposed to the many different kinds of people. like theresponsible people, who do everything and when they do everything, the irresponsible people feel whatever they did is not enough. like say, I WAS LIKE WAY ANNOYED. yes, i finished the whole project and i printed out like the small little slides and the nice responsible person went, " SO SMALL!HOW TO SEE?" WOW. annoying stupid person. i notice many people post about being annoyed by school and all, and being stress. i don't blame them. i experience the same amount of stress they get, only sometimes, a little more, other times, a little less. the 7 signs of stressa) when you realise that you're the one doing the whole project, you know there's something wrong with either- your sense of perfection, like your group mates finished discussing ideas and you fear that their inferior skills might harm the project rather than help it. -your very irresponsible group members simply being irresponsible.mostly, its the latter. 2) when you feel like punching every single person you see, even your closest friend. 3) you pick on everything your loved ones do4) you feel like crying for no particular reason5) you stay up late doing other people's work6) you feel like smashing your homework7) you feel like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. this is the most boring post i have ever posted. i realise that in this post i have not inserted any random facts, because nothing about stress is random. DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE STRESS? maybe i dont, i rather relief stress likea) screaming at my pillowb) punching my thighsc) laugh at my rippling thighsd) play violent computer games(highly unrecommended)e) tell someone about this stupid person, best an outsider who have absolutely no idea what really happens and listens to totally your side of the story and backs you up!f) cry. it works. i make myself cry by reading "A Child called It".g) stay up late watching TVh) sleep a bit moresome people just mug too hard. i can't blame them, they have so many things to do, its like tiring. some people, you know those irresponsible people i was talking about? they have like plenty of time to slack, and have so much more time than their muggin friends, and they can still be suffering from the 7 signs of stress.the stress tolerance of a teaspoon, wonder how they'll manage it in society.destress in the park! smash a shuttlecock! <3,>
laisum rawred at
1:28 AM.
tag replies!amanda:WILL YOU TRULY DIE OF ENVY? it's just like joe jonas please. its not like some taylor swift or soemthing? or even florida. its just like one thrid of the band called the jonas brothers. you don't have to die for them. and, lovable mua(not to mention egoistic) will be far too sweet to be hated by half the population. and since when would joe jonas dig this little ramshackled thing and tag. like he even types please, i bet he like hires this small little man to type his letters and blog posts and edit his grammar and alll that jazz.danica- you and your endless infatuation with that guy. what happened to jesse mccartney? FIND A REAL MAN. sorry, just kidding.. i could have just destroyed the relationship singapore had with jonas brothers. ning/pocoyo: spam is nice? i thought luncheon meat was unhealthy. but still, so absolutely delectable. :)my ass is for me and me to use. it is not, a tagert for you to aim that hunk of muscle attached to YOUR ass to kick to mars to. imagine, my butt in space and my pretty leftovers on earth.Sophia- you are my new favourite drawing pad! buY BRAND SOPHIA DRAWING PAD, easy easy to draw on and, absolutely no protests! if you're unahppy with your artwork, you can simply leave it for a nice long day and it'll auto clean by itself! *warning, selective cleaning, sophia only cleans things not related to her immense love for a particular scaled loser creature.radiogen- applaud my great humourity! laugh laugh laughcheryl-hello! thanks for constantly tagging! there's nothing to reply to, so i shall be random and go, here's your overdose of shit. kidding:)nice and long tag replies. lovely! <3ly
laisum rawred at
7:45 AM.
dearest miss swan, i really wish to say you look like that birdie there, nice and graceful, and light, and pretty, but, i have to speak the truth.
MAN, you are like absolutely dumb. i know, i know, its just your job and you're acting dumb for a big big sum of cash, but, you are like completely degrading yourself!
in case you think i have gone nuts and have begun to blabber nonsense on and on about this disgraceful miss swan, search miss swan on youtube. jai hui said it would be funny, but i realise that either i am retarded or the show is like so completely retarded/ miss swan's enunciation sucks like a vaccuum cleaner/ i have hearing problems.
/ i don't understand the jokes she told. either that or im really tired and refuse to let any random swan jokes diffuse through my brain cells. and miss swan's voice is so like absolutely high pitched and french accented like, a french mousedeer. and as ugly as can be. the world's most unglam/ugliest swan.
water is like the best defence weapon. only it made me feel like peeing halfway through geog.
a fancy relief.
laisum rawred at
7:19 AM.
