Friday, July 4, 2008
dearest miss swan, i really wish to say you look like that birdie there, nice and graceful, and light, and pretty, but, i have to speak the truth. MAN, you are like absolutely dumb. i know, i know, its just your job and you're acting dumb for a big big sum of cash, but, you are like completely degrading yourself! in case you think i have gone nuts and have begun to blabber nonsense on and on about this disgraceful miss swan, search miss swan on youtube. jai hui said it would be funny, but i realise that either i am retarded or the show is like so completely retarded/ miss swan's enunciation sucks like a vaccuum cleaner/ i have hearing problems. / i don't understand the jokes she told. either that or im really tired and refuse to let any random swan jokes diffuse through my brain cells. and miss swan's voice is so like absolutely high pitched and french accented like, a french mousedeer. and as ugly as can be. the world's most unglam/ugliest swan. water is like the best defence weapon. only it made me feel like peeing halfway through geog. a fancy relief.
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