Lion-Heart

Written as requested by darling CLARA! ♥

6 PAPA reunion was the MOST AWESOMEST FANTASTICEST AWESOME THINGIE A THINGIE CAN EVER GET!

and it's pretty obvious the changes in many of us.and it's not just changes in terms of physical appearance, apparently, many of our babes are, different, in behaviour.

Let's get TALKING.

In alphabetical order:

Abigail!!!

OH SHE CUT THER HAIR!!! she looks prettier though!!!
not that she wasnt before, she only LOOKS EVEN NICER NOW!

Bindhu

Previously,

SICK

SICK

SICK

SICK

Currently,

SICKER
SICKER
SICKER
SICKER

BINDHU! WHAT HAPPENED!!

but on the bright side, BINDHU HAS BECOME A MORE MATURED, though, unfortunately overly matured in SEVERAL AREAS.

Let me explain, for the amusement of those who havnt come under the unfortunate torment of BINDHU.

a) She jabs people in the boobs regularly, it's like how you need to pee and poo and eat, she jabs people in their fronts like regularly. She used to TALK about them, but SHE WILL NEVER (that was 2 years ago) JAB THEM.

GOD BLESS HER.

b) She is still as, "fantabulous" as ever. Still the slight tinge of the world domination thingie thingie. Only she shamelessly goes

" I AM CUTE, AREN'T I??"

FORTUNATELY, she is.

Clara CHUA!

Goodness, she used to be like

THE PRESIDENT OF THE "CHRISTOPHER FAN CLUB"
and of course, Wen Qi the VICE PRESIDENT.

but apparently, they were the only two people in the fan club.

AND clara has officially disbanded the club and headed for

PRESIDENT OF THE AVERY//NOEL//ROHAN//NIGEL//ETCETC fan club!!!!!!!!!

the gross stuff aside, CLARA IS NO DOUBT THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE SHORTY (AFTER SAM MY LOVE DUH) ever!!!!!!

CLARA SIEW

my love!!!! miss siew apparently decides to forget all with short hair!!! We suffer together!!!

AND SHE'S GOING TO VJ WITH ME!!!! MY DARLING!!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!SEE YA NEXT YEAR LOVE!

Izabeelllaaa!

SHE'S as mature as ever, but seriously, HER MUSCLES ARE SO DISTINCT. I am jealous. REALLY JEALOUS!

ITS LIKE, THE HULK.

no lah, IZABELLA DESCRIBES THINGS THE WAY SHE DOE S ALL THE TIME, like she's writing an ESSAY.

(same thing for BINDHU really, i have no idea why the words just flow like, like, like, a FLOWING THING)

Janel

SHE'S IN SOTA AND SHE'S AS FREAKING TALL AND FREAKING SKINNY AS EVER!:D

time to eat.

!

laisum rawred at 3:37 AM.

Everywhere I'm turning
Nothing seems complete
I stand up and I'm searching
For the better part of me
I hang my head from sorrow
Slave to humanity
I wear it on my shoulders
Gotta find the strength in me

Cause I am a Superwoman
Yes I am
Yes she is
Still when I'm a mess
I still put on a vest
With an S on my chest
Oh yes
I'm a Superwoman

For all the mothers fighting
For better days to come
And all my women, all my women sitting here trying
To come home before the sun
And all my sisters
Coming together
Say yes I will
Yes I can

Cause I am a Superwoman
Yes I am
Yes she is
Still when I'm a mess
I still put on a vest
With an S on my chest
Oh yes
I'm a Superwoman

When I'm breaking down
And I can't be found
And I start to get weak
Cause no one knows
Me underneath these clothes
But I can fly
We can fly, Oooohh

Cause I am a Superwoman
Yes I am
Yes she isStill when I'm a mess
I still put on a vest
With an S on my chest
Oh yes
I'm a Superwoman

-alicia keys

laisum rawred at 8:14 PM.

tell me, WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY NAME?

I know that I am on the road of , " SENSIBLE, anti-random posts", I couldn't help searching my own name on yahoo. Oh amazing results they have.

i typed : loh lai sum into the renowned search engine and this is the super shit they smacked hard in my face.

LOH & LOH
320k- Adobe PDF- View as html
The said full and final settlement SUM has been received by LLSCB and the matter.... min and LAI Man Fatt( FAT!!!!! OI PLEASE. MY FIGURE LOOKS SOMEWHAT LIKE THIS 8 ><) .....

like, WHAT?

Ping.sg/itne-Ikepod
uzyn:lip LAI.

*wait, LIP LAI????? MY LIPS ARE LIKE DEFINED AS LAI?? and that's supposed to be a dish, as inferred from the following statements

honeymeow: lol. honeymeow:where got fat lah
fat4:

*hold on, i thought it was flower 4???? apparently F4 was in denial when they chose their name. FAT 4, nono, nono!!! not describing me!!!!!

.. hmmm..adber on Dim SUM Buffet Lunch Outing on..... uzyn on Dim Sum Buffet Lunch Outing on...

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUM OK!?

I FEEL LIKE ABOLISHING SINGLISH. LOOK. D;

Northern Knight - Singapore Bikes Foundation
2) blk925 (Tim SUM, very nice pancake sold there)
You win liao LOH!

*thi guy doesnt know the definition of dim sum, and seriously

*YOU DON'T ANYHOW LOH ME OK, YOU WANT FIGHT IS IT!

and I realised that I could have a really capable EQ pumped long lost cousin// sister that never existed.

Guided by a consultant, we spent just a little sum. making things better...Ms Loh Lai Sim. HR manager.

SIM!!! and i think it's kinda a typo error, seeing how the letter "i" is just right next to "u"

:)

laisum rawred at 8:08 AM.

I AM GOING A WHOLE NEW DIRECTION :D

I shall be more sensible and less random and come with nice and sensible posts that truly enunciate the SENSIBLE girl hidden beneath the thick layers of

a) random shit
b) random nonsense
c) fats

My Topic for today:

EXTERNAL APPEARANCE.

It's such a boring topic I feel like stopping now. No inspiration to DRIVE me. MAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

:D

ok, time to CHOING teachers' day presents!!!!!!!

laisum rawred at 6:12 AM.

I, *** *** ***, hereby proclaimed several facts about myself.

(for privacy sake, I shall omit the part where my name comes in)

1. I AM A PROCASTINATOR.

In a good way:

I don't bother to change my skin// update regularly. You might be thinking that I am

a) Studying for that freaking physics test that my brilliant teacher decided to come up with.

b) *only applies to amanda* thinking about how much I look like Joe Jonas

and thank goodness, I do none of the above.

I am a PROCASTINATOR

In a bad way,

instead of studying for that FREAKING physics test, I am playing maple story. Yes, I am working on my level 20 thief and I deem myself worthlessly stupid. :D

the picture happens to show my character exclaiming, sadly, that I am very unfortunately, " I AM PWNED" by the easiest jump quest on Maple. THANKS A LOT.

b) I AM A NOOB

yes, I AM. trust me, no ONE else on maple does anything I DO. trust me.

The above picture illustrates my love for the hotel manager in Sleepywood, aka, a NPC.

I was totally going crazy with nobody but NPC's talk to, that I began talking to the, yes, NPC's. When there are no longer any NPCs to talk to, I talk to my chicken.

"HEAL ME!!!!!"

c) I AM SERIOUSLY STUPID AT TIMES

I SERIOUSLY have issues with my fats. NOT like I am the only one, apparently

a) I know that i have excess fats, only that I do nothing about it

b) I think that my legs are skinnier in the morning, and then somehow, they would EXPAND over the day, and shrink once again at night.

and i bought curtains for my windows vista.

(no, i was kidding. SERIOUSLY.)

d) I AM A STEREOTYPE

I am a stereotype in so many ways.

-In a freaky dark room, i think the marvellous mandarin would pop out somehow and tickle me.

-Interracial marraige isn't my thing. Not that I like many of my own race, you know SULONG and JOHNNY HU are like, SO FAR away. i would marry interracial if you wanted me to choose between either of the choices. OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S why they are still, undeniably, SINGLE. kidding, I don't mind interracial marraiges.

check out this video on youtube!

-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDigaWrvCq4

heh, interracial m & ms. makes sense//

:) HOPE MY POST MADE YOU UNDERSTAND WHY i AM SO RANDOM.

laisum rawred at 10:24 AM.

I feel so inferior in so many ways.

I'm not the SMARTEST.

Or for that, the WISEST.

I can be overly CHILDISH.

And LAME.

While people younger than I am can divide fractions like nobody's business

And people only a few months younger than me, can play the flute like as if they practiced every single day

*referring to a random farmer somewhere over the RAINBOW*

Don't we all feel inferior in some way???

Yes, I have come up with yet another VERY random post. I have no idea why I came up with something SO DOWNRIGHT random.

Perhaps I have been

a) seriously OWNED by somebody on reversi.

b) shocked by the massive storage system in some people's ginormous brains. Which are, coincidentally the same size as mine, but apparently, mine is completely cluttered with starch.

WINTER STORAGE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.You don't want your french fries to go all skinny. DO YOU!?

c) enlightened by myself.

I realise that all philosophers have to be random in some point of a time in their lives.

Take, some random, philosopher A.

While everyone else is talking about ERP and inflation, he goes talking about perfecting your character.

" You must accept the fact that ERP and inflation are present in current society. If you run out of money, you can become a monk and climb on tall buildings and ask for money for kidney patients, whilst secretly storing half the money into the

"Foundation of XXXX enjoyment bursary" "

SOMETIMES, I don't get what I'm writing. I just felt like crapping away today.

So far, I only made 1 very sensible post.

The post about, I dunno, something sensible.

stereotypes:

IF you are chinese, your surname can be derived like this.

Drop a coin into a container, and that's it, PING PANG PONG!

laisum rawred at 7:03 AM.

babies are, partially cute.

they're like devils in a puppies little outer covering.

adorably cute, but annoyingly sinful.

like CHOCOLATE. DELICIOUS, BUT TERRIBLY, YUMMILY SINFUL.

not that I want to eat babies, cos they've got

a) farty butts

have you EVER SEEN baby's backside? HEH, probably on like diaper advertisments.

only thing is that babies are just like cows, they fart like 24/7.

There was this woman with terribly bad breath. So she decided never to talk in the morning before she brushes her teeth(or her husband would be sent to SPACE)

Apparently her husband is a pretty good farter, so therefore, he has to stuff a cork up his butt to make sure that he can HOLD the gas in.

(because the baby is a guy, he got some Y chromosomes from his dad, and some farty genes too)

so, one day, the baby went missing. AND THE FATHER REALISED THAT HIS CORK WENT MISSING WITH THE BABY.

TO NING XUAN: EMERGENCY DOOR ****

naturally, he can't like keep the gas inside him, so he, ahem, FARTED. his wife was like OMG WHAT'S THAT SMELL.

*did i mention she had like dung breath?

and he went, OMG YOU ATE THE BABY.

that was SOOOOO LAME. :)

b) are actually kinda cute

so, very, AWWWW?

i just wonder why they're so fat.

APPARENTLY, they don't mind their double chin.

c) they're scary

IS THAT EVEN A BABY???

AND IM NOT A CANNIBAL

laisum rawred at 7:17 AM.

This post is specially dedicated to all my friends whom I have claimed that I wanted to begin on a diet.

a) cos, it's for my own good
b) otherwise, some guys in JC might be skinnier than me and we'll hold really interesting conversations.

ME:" why are you so skinny?"

THE SKINNY GUY:" why are you so FAT?"

c) I can finally fit into VJC's uniform and not having to SQUEEZE. As in, really, FIT. Not forcefully SQUISH my oversized tummy into the skirt.

AH!!!!! I HAVE A BIG TUMMY!!!! People will wonder if they should give up their seats for me!!!!!

d) am i turning aneroxic? is that the way you spell it anyways??

and therefore, I MUST attempt to lose weight.

SCREW THOSE TAPIOCA CHIPS!

SCREW FRIED FOOD DAY!!!!! ( why must our school be so nice as to, CREATE this OIL infested day, making US eat the things SO SINFUL and possible A POTENTIAL HEALTH THREAT?)

many years later, when we eventually realise we cannot go diving cos, the moment we jump in, we'll kill the whole world with typhoons, tornadoes and tsunamis.

but maybe, if we beCOME SO FAT, we might just get stuck in between malaysia and indonesia.

and when that day comes, we'll all think back and wonder why, we actually looked forward to FRIED FOOD DAY. AND WHY, WE ACTUALLY ATE SO MUCH, the canteen had to replenish stocks from every MACDONALD's worldwide. WEDNESDAYS, the days when the heads of MACDONALDS realise the profit gained worldwide has shot to 100%. and they have ST. Nicholas's Fried Food day to thank for.

all the canteen vendors can therefore, have enough money to hire people who are dying from poverty, and then, POVERTY WILL BE EXTINGUISHED!

EVERYONE WOULD BE RICH AND HAPPY.

A VERY HAPPY ENDING.

then, comes the future, where you get stuck in between Malaysia and Indonesia.

but that could be a good thing.

when global warming takes over, everyone would crawl into your mouth and hide in your stomach with all that protective gear to ensure that they do not melt from all your highly acidic gastric juices.

just at that moment, some random MT PINTABATUGODHU or something explodes and shoots you into space.

You'll go, " YAY!!! IM FREE! THE SHARKS HAVE BEEN TICKILNG MY ASS!"

The Minister of TRADE would exclaim," THE SEAS ARE FREE, TRADE CAN CONTINUE! WE CAN FINALLY GO ON THAT CRUISE!!!!"

by then, the seas would be so far away, it seems like a tiny droplet of water.

and YOU'LL BURST THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!! all that friction and air resistance tearing away your layers and layers of fats. Meanwhile, the little people in your stomach build a civilisation of their own out of your intestines and the natural folds in your small intestine made the new HIMALAYAS. your gastric juices made the new nature reserve. ( too bad for those who fall in)

and since, you have travelled at the speed oflight 28 times around earth, you have

TRAVELLED THROUGH TIME.

you land on singapore, the friction helped you remove all the fats you had accumulated.

and you realise you are back to FRIED FOOD DAY.

heh.

Proper weight control cannot be attained by dieting alone; however, many people who are engaged in sedentary occupations do not realize that calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require much (or any) physical exercise.

Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume.

Beating around the bush . . . . . . . . .75
Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . . 100
Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . . 150
Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50
Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25
Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . . 250
Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500
Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50
Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . .75
Running around in circles. . . . . . . 350
Climbing the ladder of success . . . . 650

I can't imagine how much weight i have lost.
http://www.funs.co.uk/fs/28.htm

laisum rawred at 9:06 PM.

It's funny how hello always ends with a goodbye.
It's funny how good memories can make you cry.
It's funny how forever doesn't last.
It's funny how you can't see me when I'm around.
It's funny how friends can leave you when you are down.
It's funny how when you need someone they never are around.
It's funny how your friends talk behind your back.
It's funny how people make fun of what you lack.
It's funny how people just forgive but can't forget.
It's funny how someone can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be.....
But the funniest part of all is that none of that was funny to me.

~patticate

laisum rawred at 3:52 AM.