Friday, August 8, 2008
babies are, partially cute.they're like devils in a puppies little outer covering.adorably cute, but annoyingly sinful.like CHOCOLATE. DELICIOUS, BUT TERRIBLY, YUMMILY SINFUL. not that I want to eat babies, cos they've gota) farty buttshave you EVER SEEN baby's backside? HEH, probably on like diaper advertisments. only thing is that babies are just like cows, they fart like 24/7.There was this woman with terribly bad breath. So she decided never to talk in the morning before she brushes her teeth(or her husband would be sent to SPACE)Apparently her husband is a pretty good farter, so therefore, he has to stuff a cork up his butt to make sure that he can HOLD the gas in. (because the baby is a guy, he got some Y chromosomes from his dad, and some farty genes too)so, one day, the baby went missing. AND THE FATHER REALISED THAT HIS CORK WENT MISSING WITH THE BABY.TO NING XUAN: EMERGENCY DOOR ****naturally, he can't like keep the gas inside him, so he, ahem, FARTED. his wife was like OMG WHAT'S THAT SMELL.*did i mention she had like dung breath?and he went, OMG YOU ATE THE BABY. that was SOOOOO LAME. :)b) are actually kinda cute
so, very, AWWWW? i just wonder why they're so fat. APPARENTLY, they don't mind their double chin. c) they're scary
IS THAT EVEN A BABY??? AND IM NOT A CANNIBAL
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