laisum's world

HEH

2008-11-21T23:10:00.000-08:00

ok, i moved! :D

ask around for my new address

<3 sum

!!!

2008-10-28T08:48:00.000-07:00

Guess what!

I'M POSTING!!

after such a

LLLLLOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGG time, I have decided to post.

and guess what! i have lost all inspiration to post.

can I stop?

nevermind. Anyways, I shall use this time to express my heartfelt thanks to all my dearest <3>

Thanks for being such GREAT FRIENDS. You in your own special ways contributed to my life in St.Nicks. AND I LOVE YOU ALL FOR BEING SUCH GREAT PEOPLE!

Thanks for putting up with my nonsense. (I know I'm like nearly 100% crap)

Thanks for the countless wise words and suggestions.

Thanks for being such FUNKY, FUNNY, FRIENDLY FRIENDS.

Thanks for being BRILLIANT BANDMATES!

Thanks for always being there.

Thanks for scanning things to me when I lose them. (which is all the time actually)

Thanks for being such sweet hearts <3>

Thanks for making me laugh non-stop till tears start flowing, eyes start reddening, noses start running etc etc.

Thanks for leaving an imprint in my otherwise very unstained social life. My social circle is the size of this

"o"

Thanks, mostly, for being my friend, and for being just good, old YOU!

2008-10-11T00:47:00.000-07:00

I LOVE BIG FONTS.

HELLO LAI SUM.
Iiiee lurbzxzxz euu w0rzxzxz.
-bindhuuuuuuuu

the dreaded ending

2008-09-29T08:48:00.000-07:00

you know how much I like happy endings right?

like in the LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, SNOW WHITE and her 7 teensy men, SLEEPING BEAUTY(jealousy engulfs me) and all those mushy love stories we hear as innocent little kids.

looks like I'm not heading for a very happy ending, am I?

I shall explain when time permits, and if inspiration succeeds in entering my brain, with it's inability to comprehend the ABC in French.

and one more thing before I leave on OFFICIAL HIATUS,

GOOD LUCK TO ALL YOU COMRADES ON THIS SUICIDE BATTLE AGAINST THE DREADED END OF YEARS THAT WILL LEAVE HEAVY CASUALTIES IN OUR LEFT BRAINS AND RESULT IN A MALFUNCTION ON THE RIGHT.

but, nevertheless, STUDY. MUG. WHATEVER.

WE SHALL, AND WE MUST, DEFEAT THE

EFFING!

END OF YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have made my point. GOOD LUCK ALL!

you don't understand anything, do you?

2008-09-23T07:53:00.000-07:00

I'm going to prove you wrong

I'm going to make you proud

I'm not ever going to give you a chance to put me down

LOOK HERE

2008-09-03T07:30:00.000-07:00

I have decided, that

despite the fact I have no idea what HIATUS is, I have officially decided to go on one!

Therefore, I infer that I shall not post! :D

YAY!

and just for fun, I SHALL SMACK ANOTHER PICTURE TO SMASH THE TRUTH OF MY HIATUS IN YOUR FACE!

I LOVE YOU ALL, THANK YOU FOR READING MY BLOG! I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST FOR EOYS!

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS!

heh, that explains my disappearance for so long. :D

LOVE <3

2008-08-30T03:37:00.000-07:00

Written as requested by darling CLARA! ♥

6 PAPA reunion was the MOST AWESOMEST FANTASTICEST AWESOME THINGIE A THINGIE CAN EVER GET!

and it's pretty obvious the changes in many of us.and it's not just changes in terms of physical appearance, apparently, many of our babes are, different, in behaviour.

Let's get TALKING.

In alphabetical order:

Abigail!!!

OH SHE CUT THER HAIR!!! she looks prettier though!!!
not that she wasnt before, she only LOOKS EVEN NICER NOW!

Bindhu

Previously,

SICK

SICK

SICK

SICK

Currently,

SICKER
SICKER
SICKER
SICKER

BINDHU! WHAT HAPPENED!!

but on the bright side, BINDHU HAS BECOME A MORE MATURED, though, unfortunately overly matured in SEVERAL AREAS.

Let me explain, for the amusement of those who havnt come under the unfortunate torment of BINDHU.

a) She jabs people in the boobs regularly, it's like how you need to pee and poo and eat, she jabs people in their fronts like regularly. She used to TALK about them, but SHE WILL NEVER (that was 2 years ago) JAB THEM.

GOD BLESS HER.

b) She is still as, "fantabulous" as ever. Still the slight tinge of the world domination thingie thingie. Only she shamelessly goes

" I AM CUTE, AREN'T I??"

FORTUNATELY, she is.

Clara CHUA!

Goodness, she used to be like

THE PRESIDENT OF THE "CHRISTOPHER FAN CLUB"
and of course, Wen Qi the VICE PRESIDENT.

but apparently, they were the only two people in the fan club.

AND clara has officially disbanded the club and headed for

PRESIDENT OF THE AVERY//NOEL//ROHAN//NIGEL//ETCETC fan club!!!!!!!!!

the gross stuff aside, CLARA IS NO DOUBT THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE SHORTY (AFTER SAM MY LOVE DUH) ever!!!!!!

CLARA SIEW

my love!!!! miss siew apparently decides to forget all with short hair!!! We suffer together!!!

AND SHE'S GOING TO VJ WITH ME!!!! MY DARLING!!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!SEE YA NEXT YEAR LOVE!

Izabeelllaaa!

SHE'S as mature as ever, but seriously, HER MUSCLES ARE SO DISTINCT. I am jealous. REALLY JEALOUS!

ITS LIKE, THE HULK.

no lah, IZABELLA DESCRIBES THINGS THE WAY SHE DOE S ALL THE TIME, like she's writing an ESSAY.

(same thing for BINDHU really, i have no idea why the words just flow like, like, like, a FLOWING THING)

Janel

SHE'S IN SOTA AND SHE'S AS FREAKING TALL AND FREAKING SKINNY AS EVER!:D

time to eat.

!

2008-08-29T20:14:00.001-07:00

Everywhere I'm turning
Nothing seems complete
I stand up and I'm searching
For the better part of me
I hang my head from sorrow
Slave to humanity
I wear it on my shoulders
Gotta find the strength in me

Cause I am a Superwoman
Yes I am
Yes she is
Still when I'm a mess
I still put on a vest
With an S on my chest
Oh yes
I'm a Superwoman

For all the mothers fighting
For better days to come
And all my women, all my women sitting here trying
To come home before the sun
And all my sisters
Coming together
Say yes I will
Yes I can

Cause I am a Superwoman
Yes I am
Yes she is
Still when I'm a mess
I still put on a vest
With an S on my chest
Oh yes
I'm a Superwoman

When I'm breaking down
And I can't be found
And I start to get weak
Cause no one knows
Me underneath these clothes
But I can fly
We can fly, Oooohh

Cause I am a Superwoman
Yes I am
Yes she isStill when I'm a mess
I still put on a vest
With an S on my chest
Oh yes
I'm a Superwoman

-alicia keys

the world is NUTS

2008-08-27T08:08:00.000-07:00

tell me, WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY NAME?

I know that I am on the road of , " SENSIBLE, anti-random posts", I couldn't help searching my own name on yahoo. Oh amazing results they have.

i typed : loh lai sum into the renowned search engine and this is the super shit they smacked hard in my face.

LOH & LOH
320k- Adobe PDF- View as html
The said full and final settlement SUM has been received by LLSCB and the matter.... min and LAI Man Fatt( FAT!!!!! OI PLEASE. MY FIGURE LOOKS SOMEWHAT LIKE THIS 8 ><) .....

like, WHAT?

Ping.sg/itne-Ikepod
uzyn:lip LAI.

*wait, LIP LAI????? MY LIPS ARE LIKE DEFINED AS LAI?? and that's supposed to be a dish, as inferred from the following statements

honeymeow: lol. honeymeow:where got fat lah
fat4:

*hold on, i thought it was flower 4???? apparently F4 was in denial when they chose their name. FAT 4, nono, nono!!! not describing me!!!!!

.. hmmm..adber on Dim SUM Buffet Lunch Outing on..... uzyn on Dim Sum Buffet Lunch Outing on...

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUM OK!?

I FEEL LIKE ABOLISHING SINGLISH. LOOK. D;

Northern Knight - Singapore Bikes Foundation
2) blk925 (Tim SUM, very nice pancake sold there)
You win liao LOH!

*thi guy doesnt know the definition of dim sum, and seriously

*YOU DON'T ANYHOW LOH ME OK, YOU WANT FIGHT IS IT!

and I realised that I could have a really capable EQ pumped long lost cousin// sister that never existed.

Guided by a consultant, we spent just a little sum. making things better...Ms Loh Lai Sim. HR manager.

SIM!!! and i think it's kinda a typo error, seeing how the letter "i" is just right next to "u"

:)

switch roads

2008-08-27T06:12:00.000-07:00

I AM GOING A WHOLE NEW DIRECTION :D

I shall be more sensible and less random and come with nice and sensible posts that truly enunciate the SENSIBLE girl hidden beneath the thick layers of

a) random shit
b) random nonsense
c) fats

My Topic for today:

EXTERNAL APPEARANCE.

It's such a boring topic I feel like stopping now. No inspiration to DRIVE me. MAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

:D

ok, time to CHOING teachers' day presents!!!!!!!

official proclaimation

2008-08-23T10:24:00.001-07:00

I, *** *** ***, hereby proclaimed several facts about myself.

(for privacy sake, I shall omit the part where my name comes in)

1. I AM A PROCASTINATOR.

In a good way:

I don't bother to change my skin// update regularly. You might be thinking that I am

a) Studying for that freaking physics test that my brilliant teacher decided to come up with.

b) *only applies to amanda* thinking about how much I look like Joe Jonas

and thank goodness, I do none of the above.

I am a PROCASTINATOR

In a bad way,

instead of studying for that FREAKING physics test, I am playing maple story. Yes, I am working on my level 20 thief and I deem myself worthlessly stupid. :D

the picture happens to show my character exclaiming, sadly, that I am very unfortunately, " I AM PWNED" by the easiest jump quest on Maple. THANKS A LOT.

b) I AM A NOOB

yes, I AM. trust me, no ONE else on maple does anything I DO. trust me.

The above picture illustrates my love for the hotel manager in Sleepywood, aka, a NPC.

I was totally going crazy with nobody but NPC's talk to, that I began talking to the, yes, NPC's. When there are no longer any NPCs to talk to, I talk to my chicken.

"HEAL ME!!!!!"

c) I AM SERIOUSLY STUPID AT TIMES

I SERIOUSLY have issues with my fats. NOT like I am the only one, apparently

a) I know that i have excess fats, only that I do nothing about it

b) I think that my legs are skinnier in the morning, and then somehow, they would EXPAND over the day, and shrink once again at night.

and i bought curtains for my windows vista.

(no, i was kidding. SERIOUSLY.)

d) I AM A STEREOTYPE

I am a stereotype in so many ways.

-In a freaky dark room, i think the marvellous mandarin would pop out somehow and tickle me.

-Interracial marraige isn't my thing. Not that I like many of my own race, you know SULONG and JOHNNY HU are like, SO FAR away. i would marry interracial if you wanted me to choose between either of the choices. OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S why they are still, undeniably, SINGLE. kidding, I don't mind interracial marraiges.

check out this video on youtube!

-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDigaWrvCq4

heh, interracial m & ms. makes sense//

:) HOPE MY POST MADE YOU UNDERSTAND WHY i AM SO RANDOM.

sidetracked

2008-08-18T07:03:00.000-07:00

I feel so inferior in so many ways.

I'm not the SMARTEST.

Or for that, the WISEST.

I can be overly CHILDISH.

And LAME.

While people younger than I am can divide fractions like nobody's business

And people only a few months younger than me, can play the flute like as if they practiced every single day

*referring to a random farmer somewhere over the RAINBOW*

Don't we all feel inferior in some way???

Yes, I have come up with yet another VERY random post. I have no idea why I came up with something SO DOWNRIGHT random.

Perhaps I have been

a) seriously OWNED by somebody on reversi.

b) shocked by the massive storage system in some people's ginormous brains. Which are, coincidentally the same size as mine, but apparently, mine is completely cluttered with starch.

WINTER STORAGE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.You don't want your french fries to go all skinny. DO YOU!?

c) enlightened by myself.

I realise that all philosophers have to be random in some point of a time in their lives.

Take, some random, philosopher A.

While everyone else is talking about ERP and inflation, he goes talking about perfecting your character.

" You must accept the fact that ERP and inflation are present in current society. If you run out of money, you can become a monk and climb on tall buildings and ask for money for kidney patients, whilst secretly storing half the money into the

"Foundation of XXXX enjoyment bursary" "

SOMETIMES, I don't get what I'm writing. I just felt like crapping away today.

So far, I only made 1 very sensible post.

The post about, I dunno, something sensible.

stereotypes:

IF you are chinese, your surname can be derived like this.

Drop a coin into a container, and that's it, PING PANG PONG!

babies are like little poopies

2008-08-08T07:17:00.000-07:00

babies are, partially cute.

they're like devils in a puppies little outer covering.

adorably cute, but annoyingly sinful.

like CHOCOLATE. DELICIOUS, BUT TERRIBLY, YUMMILY SINFUL.

not that I want to eat babies, cos they've got

a) farty butts

have you EVER SEEN baby's backside? HEH, probably on like diaper advertisments.

only thing is that babies are just like cows, they fart like 24/7.

There was this woman with terribly bad breath. So she decided never to talk in the morning before she brushes her teeth(or her husband would be sent to SPACE)

Apparently her husband is a pretty good farter, so therefore, he has to stuff a cork up his butt to make sure that he can HOLD the gas in.

(because the baby is a guy, he got some Y chromosomes from his dad, and some farty genes too)

so, one day, the baby went missing. AND THE FATHER REALISED THAT HIS CORK WENT MISSING WITH THE BABY.

TO NING XUAN: EMERGENCY DOOR ****

naturally, he can't like keep the gas inside him, so he, ahem, FARTED. his wife was like OMG WHAT'S THAT SMELL.

*did i mention she had like dung breath?

and he went, OMG YOU ATE THE BABY.

that was SOOOOO LAME. :)

b) are actually kinda cute

so, very, AWWWW?

i just wonder why they're so fat.

APPARENTLY, they don't mind their double chin.

c) they're scary

IS THAT EVEN A BABY???

AND IM NOT A CANNIBAL

i should have joined MISS SINGAPORE UNIVERSE

2008-08-02T21:06:00.000-07:00

This post is specially dedicated to all my friends whom I have claimed that I wanted to begin on a diet.

a) cos, it's for my own good
b) otherwise, some guys in JC might be skinnier than me and we'll hold really interesting conversations.

ME:" why are you so skinny?"

THE SKINNY GUY:" why are you so FAT?"

c) I can finally fit into VJC's uniform and not having to SQUEEZE. As in, really, FIT. Not forcefully SQUISH my oversized tummy into the skirt.

AH!!!!! I HAVE A BIG TUMMY!!!! People will wonder if they should give up their seats for me!!!!!

d) am i turning aneroxic? is that the way you spell it anyways??

and therefore, I MUST attempt to lose weight.

SCREW THOSE TAPIOCA CHIPS!

SCREW FRIED FOOD DAY!!!!! ( why must our school be so nice as to, CREATE this OIL infested day, making US eat the things SO SINFUL and possible A POTENTIAL HEALTH THREAT?)

many years later, when we eventually realise we cannot go diving cos, the moment we jump in, we'll kill the whole world with typhoons, tornadoes and tsunamis.

but maybe, if we beCOME SO FAT, we might just get stuck in between malaysia and indonesia.

and when that day comes, we'll all think back and wonder why, we actually looked forward to FRIED FOOD DAY. AND WHY, WE ACTUALLY ATE SO MUCH, the canteen had to replenish stocks from every MACDONALD's worldwide. WEDNESDAYS, the days when the heads of MACDONALDS realise the profit gained worldwide has shot to 100%. and they have ST. Nicholas's Fried Food day to thank for.

all the canteen vendors can therefore, have enough money to hire people who are dying from poverty, and then, POVERTY WILL BE EXTINGUISHED!

EVERYONE WOULD BE RICH AND HAPPY.

A VERY HAPPY ENDING.

then, comes the future, where you get stuck in between Malaysia and Indonesia.

but that could be a good thing.

when global warming takes over, everyone would crawl into your mouth and hide in your stomach with all that protective gear to ensure that they do not melt from all your highly acidic gastric juices.

just at that moment, some random MT PINTABATUGODHU or something explodes and shoots you into space.

You'll go, " YAY!!! IM FREE! THE SHARKS HAVE BEEN TICKILNG MY ASS!"

The Minister of TRADE would exclaim," THE SEAS ARE FREE, TRADE CAN CONTINUE! WE CAN FINALLY GO ON THAT CRUISE!!!!"

by then, the seas would be so far away, it seems like a tiny droplet of water.

and YOU'LL BURST THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!!! all that friction and air resistance tearing away your layers and layers of fats. Meanwhile, the little people in your stomach build a civilisation of their own out of your intestines and the natural folds in your small intestine made the new HIMALAYAS. your gastric juices made the new nature reserve. ( too bad for those who fall in)

and since, you have travelled at the speed oflight 28 times around earth, you have

TRAVELLED THROUGH TIME.

you land on singapore, the friction helped you remove all the fats you had accumulated.

and you realise you are back to FRIED FOOD DAY.

heh.

Proper weight control cannot be attained by dieting alone; however, many people who are engaged in sedentary occupations do not realize that calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require much (or any) physical exercise.

Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume.

Beating around the bush . . . . . . . . .75
Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . . 100
Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . . 150
Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50
Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25
Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . . 250
Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500
Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50
Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . .75
Running around in circles. . . . . . . 350
Climbing the ladder of success . . . . 650

I can't imagine how much weight i have lost.
http://www.funs.co.uk/fs/28.htm

funny?

2008-08-02T03:52:00.000-07:00

It's funny how hello always ends with a goodbye.
It's funny how good memories can make you cry.
It's funny how forever doesn't last.
It's funny how you can't see me when I'm around.
It's funny how friends can leave you when you are down.
It's funny how when you need someone they never are around.
It's funny how your friends talk behind your back.
It's funny how people make fun of what you lack.
It's funny how people just forgive but can't forget.
It's funny how someone can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be.....
But the funniest part of all is that none of that was funny to me.

~patticate

I TOLD YOU SO

2008-07-28T05:19:00.001-07:00

Who said Joe Jonas didn't have a mustache!?

AND who said JOE JONAS wasn't in DENIAL?

AMANDA, EXPLAIN THIS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXLHgPcZuc

OMG

2008-07-27T07:09:00.000-07:00

I REALISED THAT I AM TERRIBLY BAD AT MATHS. I HAVE HIT 50 POSTS. LIKE LAST POST.

OMG... THERE GOES MY 50TH POST HAPPY NEW START TO 100TH POST CELEBRATION.

nevermind, that's why the word "BELATED" was created. For people bad at maths, like me:)

THE BIG 50.

I can't imagine. I began my bloggin adventure with like absolutely no clue how to even, GET A TEMPLATE.

and my fantastic url was a childish, but nevertheless, better than current lameness of a url,

play-time-with-me.blogspot.com

and then, i realised how much i have grown.

from a girl who used

NOE, MOI, YEZZZ. ROCKZZZZZZ. RAWKZZZZZZ AND ALL KINDS OF SHORT FORMS.

I discovered the beauty of FULLY FORMED words.

notice I hardly use the words as mention above and I have even gone to the extent of falling in love with

MAKING WORDS. like the infamous, RANDOMICITIS.

so CUTE RIGHT?

I realised that I have remained the same despite my LOVE FOR FULLY FORMED WORDS, never HIRE ME FOR SHORTHAND TYPING, for i have this tendency to forget

my CAPITAL LETTERS. basically, it's not really forgetting, but rather SHEER LAZINESS. i guess, LAZINESS comes in many forms.

It used to come as a form, where I would drastically shorten EVERYTHING like

i shall reveal my past

twice-nice-2.blogspot.com

its like shocking, the way i TYPE stuff. The way i introduce grammatically shockingly shortened nonsense that left me, left me- oh whatever.

and what's a celebration without BALLOONS??? HOT HOT HOT AIR BALLOONSSSS!!!!!

and before i end off, a nice piece of advice for you to think before you BLAST.

the happy 51st post:)

FINAL TAKE!

2008-07-19T22:08:00.000-07:00

COUNTDOWN: 1

I have been blog hopping AGAIN!

and i noticed, that

that fact that everyone of us are made

SPECIAL
UNIQUE
DIFFERENT
ONE AND ONLY
JUST US
EXTRAORINARY
NOT THE SAME

is perhaps why we dislike some things some people do, and that's why sometimes we have different perspective of things/ different ways we do things and

maybe that's why these words OSTRACIZE/ HATE exist.

to illustrate stuff we do to people we don't share similar ideas with. Even people like POPES can't ever please every single person/

some people hate religious people,

like HITLER.

ah bong that idiot.

and I hate to make this post a rather emo one, but LIKE DON'T YOU AGREE? the thing is, at some point in time in our lives we will definitely be unhappy with somebody, even like the most popular person in class could very well be the most unpopular the very next day.

TAKE EDISON CHEN for example. nono, that's just totally horny. Not that he WAS even THAT popular in the first place. and that scandal was like totally LAUGHABLE. so STUPID PLEASE.

but seriously, when you get to know some people like in depth, you really get to see them for who they are like,

INSIDE OUT.

this could be a serious, major, bad thing for some people, especially if what they are inside are seriously like

ANNOYING

and the thing is,

unless you're really vain, the people you see the most aren't yourself, but rather the people around you..

DO YOU NOTICE??? LIKE how much you evaluate people in comparison to evaluating yourself?

you could be like,

OMG THAT GIRL IS SO ANNOYING. she does this this this...

and then you don't realise that you do precisely the same thing....

THIS POST IS GETTING BORING, BUT ISNT PHILOSOPHY BORING???

C. Lit is actually like really INFORMATIVE, like you can really learn a lot from it. BUT the thing is,

with limited Chinese knowledge

and the fact that we hate the language(DUE TO TING XIE) makes it worse.

C.lit has become BORING. but SERIOUSLY, before we start like disliking somebody, we should seriously consider if we ourselves are as annoying as that.

I THINK SELF REFLECTION IS SECRETLY A GOOD THING.

maybe this person is like seriously annoying, but sometimes, when people notice that you don't really like them, they

AUTO switch to REDEMPTION mode and try to do EVERYTHING to make you like them back.

maybe we should just give that person a CHANCE?

MY NEW MOTTO IN LIFE:

Since everyone's SPECIAL AND SPARKY AND TWIGGLY in their own way, I must accept them for who they are, and embrace the good in them, and just pretend they're like

CHEESE, and CHEESE has holes, just like them. AND CHEESE IS REALLY NICE.

happy 3

2008-07-18T06:21:00.000-07:00

COUNTDOWN: 2

Friday, 18th July 2008

and I have no idea what i blog about. Let's blog the cliche stuff that everyone blogs on their blogs.

Today is Friday. Friday = the end of the week.

YYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY..... NO NEED TO SEE THE UGLY TEACHERS ANYMORE. (kidding!!!) YYYYAAAAAAYAYYYYYYYY I can finally sleep in absolute bliss and not to worry my arse off about that ever growing number of graded tests.

I AM SO NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT WEEK CAN??

ok, that was the CLICHE THINGS that most people post. Trust me, even I do it sometimes, and I am so random I think things of such extreme randomness that I am occasionally proclaimed partially abnormal.

Take the sentence I just made. I AM A RANDOMOCITIS PATIENT, STAGE 4. I REQUIRE A DOCTOR WHO SPECIALISES IN CURING RANDOM PATIENTS AND MAYBE SOME RANDOM PHILANTHROPIST SHOULD REALLY SERIOUSLY BE NICE AND MAKE ME A PRETTY HOSPITAL/ CHARITABLE ORGANISATION.

Dedicated to Lai Sum: The Random Children Society.

and SEEE, HOW MANY OF YOU WOULD THINK STUFF SO RANDOM ABOUT THE WORD RANDOM ITSELF???? random is like, used in arcade/ xbox/ playstation games where chunks of muscles, both male and female, fight with each other and you have

INDECISIVICITIS and then you click on the random thing and the computer randomly chooses for you. RANDOM isn't like creating random diseases and wanting a charitable organisation specially dedicated to me.

YOU CAN ALL CHARITABLY BUY ME A CRUMPLER/ Ipod THOUGH! I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEMS WITH THAT SWEETHEARTS!!! <3

i declare myself, INCURABLE RANDOMOCITIS.

who agrees?

click 4

2008-07-13T06:09:00.000-07:00

COUNTDOWN: 4

GOOD DAY MY DEAREST READERS. I have come from a land far far away to deliver to you the news of absolute, absolute, ok, whatever.

I have come with a great and mighty big big message.
REALLY BIG. AND I BET EVERYONE ALREADY HEARD THIS, but, anyways...

BAND GOT GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD!!!!!!

GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD!!!!!!!

OH MY, GOODNESS, PRETTY LITTLE GOLD!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE!!! THAT'S LIKE SO SUPER COOL!!!!!!!!

and its like the best thing ever, cos i was so super soft i bet that's why we didn't get the distinction, they saw the piccolo, but didnt HEAR the piccolo.

OH MAN. <3

this is the life!

take5

2008-07-12T08:06:00.000-07:00

COUNTDOWN : 5

Good day all, I am here once again, to plonk a whole pile of useless, pointless information upon you and you shall enjoy reading.

THANK YOU!

( i was just passing time, and wasting blog posts)

rolly polly olly

2008-07-11T07:21:00.000-07:00

COUNTDOWN: 6

I just went blog hopping... HOP.....''''''''''.......HOP!

Jerlyn, don't be sad, if its like the IP thing you really want to get into, I wish you all the best for NJ and i hope you get in. Its not like the end of the world, ya? When the end of the world really does come, then none of us would bother about IP at all.

We'll all probably be trying to fly to the moon and build another civilisation there.

the MOON!

Marvellous
Oreos
-
Only
Nine dollars!

and VJC is indeed a good JC, but Im sure NJ is just as good, yes? You're like super intelligent and all, I am like a piece of Spongebob in comparison to you, so please dont be so emo??

man, i feel that i really must get an autograph book. Get pretty autographs from everybody!!!!

AND JOE JONAS ISISISISIS THE GUY WITH THE CURLY HAIR, CURLY EYEBROWS AND CURLY MOUSTACHE!

and yes, Joe Jonas probably flirts with the little man he hires to type his letters. May is like the best person to look for if you wish to identify random gays, like the guy with the 3 cs

The 3CS do not represent

C ool
C harming
C (see) that enormous wallet!

THE 3Cs represent

Curly hair
Curly eyebrows
Curly moustache

Amanda, I have no idea what's so

CHARMING
COOL

but yes, the wallet is reasonably huge... ABOUT JOE JONAS.

oh yes, i saw him in a seventeen magazine!!!

oh no, joe jonas is attracting so much attention, im probably ALREADY hated by 10% of the world's population (females and males alike) for describing him so, EXPLICITLY.

and it WAS amanda who have so very sweetly told me that my descriptive writing ROCKS. because I managed to describe to her precisely WHERE to drop off so that she'll be in the bus-stop outside where I live, and not some random bus-stop outside Joe Joe the clown's place.

AND AMANDA, YOU MAY HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING SOME PEOPLE WATCH CAMP ROCK, BUT YOU HAVE NOT! MADE ME CONVINCED/ PERSUADED THAT JOE JONAS ISN'T THE GUY WITH THE CURLY HAIR.

OR THE curly eyebrows

Or THE curly moustache for that matter.

<3,>

(seriously, how many lai sums do you find in a lifetime?)

bittersweetmemories

2008-07-08T05:43:00.000-07:00

COUNTDOWN: 7

this post is dedicated to all my dearest buddies, potato-ish or not, burrowed underground or uprooted above the soil/ flying up in the sky. MY BEST BUDS.

<3>

bittersweetmemories

Its like a dream come true, this IP thing. but if i like go, i would be like kinda sad, cause there are so many things, so many people, that have grown onto me( like random tentacles) that its like breaking off an arm to leave.

Its good, because i have always wanted this, but I have no idea why, its sad, to know that next year, I might be having recess with a totally different group of people/ person and that i might be having CCA with people that are nothing like Ning/ Choo/ ann tan/ sam.

hopefully, sam goes with me and i might be having CCA with HER at least. but, no matter how much i dislike some parts of CCA, AND WHY AM I LIKE REMINDING MYSELF OF EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN GOOD IN THIS SCHOOL AND THAT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO LEAVE BEHIND.

hey, Mr Boy? can i bring my entire squad to VJ with me? All you need to do is free up 40 spaces for us all to come along and squeeze squeeze!

My very first EMO post.

OH COOL

2008-07-07T06:34:00.000-07:00

countdown: 8

can you imagine? people who used to be like, below your knee when you were 12, and then right now, all you can see if THEIR knees. OMG, hormones. how i wish i had more.

as in, growth hormones. man, this world can seriously be sick. i want like gh-es to grow taller, get longer legs(i have STUBS)

cheryl just MUAKCS-ED me. as in really, MUAKCS. cheryl limo evil typo

MUAHAHAAHA, IT RHYMES. call me lame, but can you come up with such a fantastic rhyming phrase(catchy too) in less tha 5 seconds?

its just a natural flow. awww, this world is sick again. WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE??? THINKING SICK ALL THE TIME, WASH YOUR BRAINS.

haha, i realise i'm the sick one here. *evil laughter*, nono, *cancels evil laughter*, *inserts joker laughter*.
WOOOOHOOOO, free advertisement for batman. it's defintely not as nice a NARNIA!!!

YAY FISH!!!! YAY SANDY!!! NARNIA MOVIE BUDDIES!!!

enticing???

oh man, IM RANDOM AGAIN. RANDOMICITIS, STAGE 4, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? this random feature about me, haha, radiating out, vibrating wit higher kinetic energy, influencing Ning Xuan to vibrate at higher speeds, with higher KE... and oh man,im random again.

i shall dedicate my next post to a topic that is SOOOOO boring, its extremely un random.

thank you for wasting your time!

argh

2008-07-06T07:41:00.000-07:00

9 more posts to the great 5-0!

countdown to the big grand POST: 9

younger or older brother/ sister?

i hate being the oldest. i'd rather get a nice bigger brother, a nice brother, who'll take super good care of me!!! like, why can't my parents marry 2 years early and have an older brother who'll go to a nice fancy school and download nice music on the com and bluetooth them to me!

un fair. haha, my brother is like far more, in a sense, high tech, than i am. imagine, how inferior i feel! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A MODEM WAS!!!!! maybe, im not really up for this sorta like, computer thing. maybe im more like on the left brain, art arty, kinda thing? or was it the right brain?

why am i like posting such profound nonsense?

and then i went on jane spam mania. totally forgot i had a post i was working on. and what WAS i working on anyway?

41st

2008-07-06T06:47:00.000-07:00

OMG

You cannot imagine people with more time on their hands. A good thing too, its people like them that gives me another happier day.

watch, JAWKNEEYEAH on youtube!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYRLwdsNdpI&feature=related

trust me, it'll brighten up your day just looking at his expression! when i find one of hime singing LOW! you are so going to get another update from me!

watch ALL related videos!THIS GUY PUTS IN EFFORT. if there wasnt Obama, i'll vote him for the next president!

and one more thing, watch the volume of the thing,your mum could wake up any moment, screaming at YOU for screaming apologize in the middle of the night. and, wear ear plugs!

he's the only gy more random than me!/ JELLYFISH DANCER

and watch, a piece of meat. the best best best parody ever!

can you smell what i'm cookin'?
i can see how you can't keep from lookin'
at my plate of chicken wingslooks so good,
don'tcha think?so i'm gonna ask ya right now
because i wanna be nice
do you want a piece of meat?
do YOU want a piece of meat?
look, i know what you're thinkin'
but you're just too ashamed to say"
can i haz a cheezburger?"
the answer is, "YES, you may!!"
you can have some yummy in your tummy
just stop acting like a dummy, c'mon now!!
do you want a piece of meat?
YEAH, you want a piece of meat!!

[Chorus]:
don't resist, just take it now
(you want a piece of meat)
i know ya wanna eat some cow
(you want a piece of meat)
you look like you need protein now
(you want a piece of meat)
so take this burger, put it in yo mouth
(you want a piece of meat)
i bought this pound of steak
from the store just yesterday
so if you want some just say
and i'll give you some right now
don't pretend like you don't want some
cuz we know that you do
do you want a piece of meat?
YEAH, you want a piece of meat!!...

watch him perform to the lyrics!*GAG*

the 7 signs of stress

2008-07-06T01:28:00.000-07:00

stress, everyone has them. man, sounds like a phrase lifted from a stress-free/ how to manage your life etc mental health magazine. but, yes, everyone has stress.

its how you handle it, that works stress around in circles and finally it collaspes in a total heap.and YOU yell, "YIPEE!"

AND THE causes for stress are

a) school
-where teachers spread their stress filled mania. they complain about the amount of homework they have to mark, like whoa, HELLO? *knock knock* would you like please like note, YOU're the one who gave us that much homework!?

- where students like us are exposed to the many different kinds of people. like the

responsible people, who do everything and when they do everything, the irresponsible people feel whatever they did is not enough. like say, I WAS LIKE WAY ANNOYED. yes, i finished the whole project and i printed out like the small little slides and the nice responsible person went, " SO SMALL!HOW TO SEE?"

WOW. annoying stupid person.

i notice many people post about being annoyed by school and all, and being stress. i don't blame them. i experience the same amount of stress they get, only sometimes, a little more, other times, a little less.

the 7 signs of stress

a) when you realise that you're the one doing the whole project, you know there's something wrong with either

- your sense of perfection, like your group mates finished discussing ideas and you fear that their inferior skills might harm the project rather than help it.

-your very irresponsible group members simply being irresponsible.

mostly, its the latter.

2) when you feel like punching every single person you see, even your closest friend.

3) you pick on everything your loved ones do

4) you feel like crying for no particular reason

5) you stay up late doing other people's work

6) you feel like smashing your homework

7) you feel like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders.

this is the most boring post i have ever posted. i realise that in this post i have not inserted any random facts, because nothing about stress is random.

DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE STRESS? maybe i dont, i rather relief stress like

a) screaming at my pillow

b) punching my thighs

c) laugh at my rippling thighs

d) play violent computer games(highly unrecommended)

e) tell someone about this stupid person, best an outsider who have absolutely no idea what really happens and listens to totally your side of the story and backs you up!

f) cry. it works. i make myself cry by reading "A Child called It".

g) stay up late watching TV

h) sleep a bit more

some people just mug too hard. i can't blame them, they have so many things to do, its like tiring. some people, you know those irresponsible people i was talking about? they have like plenty of time to slack, and have so much more time than their muggin friends, and they can still be suffering from the 7 signs of stress.

the stress tolerance of a teaspoon, wonder how they'll manage it in society.

destress in the park! smash a shuttlecock!

<3,>

tag replies

2008-07-04T07:45:00.001-07:00

tag replies!

amanda:WILL YOU TRULY DIE OF ENVY? it's just like joe jonas please. its not like some taylor swift or soemthing? or even florida. its just like one thrid of the band called the jonas brothers. you don't have to die for them. and, lovable mua(not to mention egoistic) will be far too sweet to be hated by half the population. and since when would joe jonas dig this little ramshackled thing and tag. like he even types please, i bet he like hires this small little man to type his letters and blog posts and edit his grammar and alll that jazz.

danica- you and your endless infatuation with that guy. what happened to jesse mccartney? FIND A REAL MAN. sorry, just kidding.. i could have just destroyed the relationship singapore had with jonas brothers.

ning/pocoyo: spam is nice? i thought luncheon meat was unhealthy. but still, so absolutely delectable. :)
my ass is for me and me to use. it is not, a tagert for you to aim that hunk of muscle attached to YOUR ass to kick to mars to. imagine, my butt in space and my pretty leftovers on earth.

Sophia- you are my new favourite drawing pad! buY BRAND SOPHIA DRAWING PAD, easy easy to draw on and, absolutely no protests! if you're unahppy with your artwork, you can simply leave it for a nice long day and it'll auto clean by itself! *warning, selective cleaning, sophia only cleans things not related to her immense love for a particular scaled loser creature.

radiogen- applaud my great humourity! laugh laugh laugh

cheryl-hello! thanks for constantly tagging! there's nothing to reply to, so i shall be random and go, here's your overdose of shit. kidding:)

nice and long tag replies. lovely! <3ly

swan the miss

2008-07-04T07:19:00.000-07:00

dearest miss swan, i really wish to say you look like that birdie there, nice and graceful, and light, and pretty, but, i have to speak the truth.

MAN, you are like absolutely dumb. i know, i know, its just your job and you're acting dumb for a big big sum of cash, but, you are like completely degrading yourself!

in case you think i have gone nuts and have begun to blabber nonsense on and on about this disgraceful miss swan, search miss swan on youtube. jai hui said it would be funny, but i realise that either i am retarded or the show is like so completely retarded/ miss swan's enunciation sucks like a vaccuum cleaner/ i have hearing problems.

/ i don't understand the jokes she told. either that or im really tired and refuse to let any random swan jokes diffuse through my brain cells. and miss swan's voice is so like absolutely high pitched and french accented like, a french mousedeer. and as ugly as can be. the world's most unglam/ugliest swan.

water is like the best defence weapon. only it made me feel like peeing halfway through geog.

a fancy relief.

POP goes the quizzie

2008-06-29T00:05:00.000-07:00

another one of those quizzes. i have no idea how somebody can be as free as to write such quizzes. amd i cant' imagine having to write these quizzes cos i am pure tired and bored and rest. BUT, dear old nice maths teacher gave us 3 pieces of fantastic homework, all due tomorrow. i really love her to bits.

*bleah*

1. Do you like your present school?
i wondering what to say. if i said YES, then the VJC people will go like, hmm this nutcase is such a little fiddle, she wants to come to VJ and she likes her school. SHOULD we or SHOULD WE NOT accept her into this prestigious learning instituition???

if i said NO, then i would cheating on my own feelings. and i never cheat on my own feelings. i would rather cheat durings tests, cheat during quizzes, cheat my way out of death, than to cheat myself of my own feelings.

SO DRAMA. i could be shakesphearess.

2. What do you want most now?
sleep. don't we all?

3. What type of ice cream would you want to be?
I AM LIKE TOTALLY HOMO SAPIEN/HUMAN/GIRL, PLEASE.

why on earth would i want to be an ice cream?? for other fellow humans to suck/chew/swallow/digest/egest?

but if i really had no choice, i guess i would be the nice old oreo ice cream. nicely frozen oreo ice cream, and i want those rainbow coloured sprinkles things on top of me, makes me look extra pretty. and extra tasty.

PRETTY tasty!<3

4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?
HATE is such a powerful word. in my opinion, when you hate someone, you feel like going far far away from that person, you feel like stabbing that person, and the thing is, if you really hated that person, you would probably do all that.

i have never stabbed my friends. no way, they're like, my friends!

F-riends
R
I-ncredibly
N-ice
D-oodly
S-weethearts!

5. Are you afraid of death?
such profound stuff.

I realise that it isn't my own death i am frightened of, its

a)the death of everyone i love and care for
b)hanging in between life and death, and in GREAT PAIN.

i also realise that i fear pain more than i fear death.

6. What is your goal this year?
eat cheese.
get a great ppr
FLY to IP.

speaking about ip...*drones into boring, causing people to drop dead and die, monologue*

7. Do you forgive or forget or both?
the bible says, to "FORGIVE AND FORGET" and "LET BYGONES BE BYGONES" and stuff like that.

difficult. i realise i have extremely short termed memory.

8. Do you believe in eternity love?
GOD loves me, Mummy and Daddy love me, my annoying little brother loves me(i know it, don't you DARE DENY), and egoistically, i love myself.

ETERNALLY.

9. Have you done anything for your crush or boyfriend?i
boyfriend? NONE
crush? NONE.

get the message?

and if you're like seriously dumb, i am single, but highly unavailable. thank you. message to all lesbos and random fatties.

10. What do you enjoy doing the most?
sleeping. i AM at peace.

11. Have you done anything for your admirer?
I HAVE AN ADMIRER? i didnt know.

12. Do you like your CCA?
i love the stinky band room, i love my seniors and band mates, i like some songs that band plays, i love hearing the harmonisation of the different instruments, but i absolutely dislike that thing.

13. Do you cherish every single bond of friendship?
CHERISH. love love.

14. Who would you probably spend the rest of your life with?
mummy, daddy, (considers brother).. brother...GOD,duh. MY BAND MATES!

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
air, food, water, sleep, somebody to talk to.

16. Do you find life meaningless?
no, are you dumb? the dictionary has the meaning of life. you can always go and check!

17. What do you live life for?
GOD, myself. i live MY life, for MYSELF.

18. Who do you talk most in school?
ning xuan, sam chew, jia choo, my seating partner, myself, my waterbottle, my name tag, my hand phone, my flute.

19. Who is the last person you talked with on MSN?
i tried to talk to ning xuan. she didnt answer. DAO ME LAH! she's not online. boooo..nono, i talked to bindhu.

20. What material thing would you want most now?
i want a nicer bag, school bag, going out bag...more shirts!

Tag 8 people
i don't like tagging. i shall sleep. :)

drowned in green

2008-06-26T07:39:00.001-07:00

dearest amanda, this blog post is specially dedicated to you.

for ages, amanda has been seen tagging upon my extremely brilliantly dead cbox, begging me to change her fantastic link, in which i shant, because i am pure mean, and because she hasn't been tagging enough.

so far, i havnt entered my template and changed anything about the link yet. meanwhile, if you woud like to know this randomly evasive amanda, you could click on the defective links and add - to the back of the first two words, so i think you can more or less get to the blog of this random person.

i realise i am exposing my friend's public diary to the most possible of kidnappers. WATCH IT KIDNAPPERS, amanda knows TAE-KWON-DO. black belt, i heard.

and one more thing, im just confused. DANICA adores joe jonas, AMANDA adores joe jonas, and joe jonas is the guy with the curly hair right? or was it the guy with the curly hair? or the guy with the curly hair?

he IS the guy with the curly hair right???

oh man, imagine if joe jonas tags on my blog and goes, no, that would be bozo the clown/ joe joe the clown/ botox the female bozo, i bet amanda would gladly pay me 12 months worth of section fund to get hold of my cbox and insert it on her own, deleting every single other tag that everyone else has so very painstakingly typed specially for me and adore that internet transferred message clearly saying the joe jonas isnt the guy with the fancy curly bouncy hair.

but, im not saying joe jonas isn't the guy with the fantastic curly hair. ROUND ROUND HEAD with the nice bouncy curly hair!!

happy 35th?

2008-06-23T06:14:00.000-07:00

good evening my fellow lunatics.

it has definitely NOT been a great evening for me, first things first.

I HAD A DISASTROUS PIANO LESSON. shant reveal anything about my piano practices, but i must say, i totally ruined my reputation with mrs neo. I AM A SUCKER AT PIANO.

next, i went home. like duh? i was like this good little girl, go for some disastrous piano lesson, walk back, press on the doorbell and WAIT. realises that no sound can be heard from doorbell. RINGS CONTINOUSLY. decides that mua is a like probably the most prim and proper littl lady and doesnt scream to yank my maid out from the kitchen with the keys.

decides to ask help from really helpful neighbours.

WOW, im telling you. small frys arent the only thing that small, THEIR BRAINS ARE EVEN SMALLER. can you imagine this, this PRIMARY 5 BOY, a midgit, nevertheless, goes into his house and speaks in bumpy cantonese, telling his very friendly grandmother that someone needs the phone.

like don't i look remotely familiar? im like so very, HIS NEIGHBOUR. is he like, face-identifying-deficient? maybe he doesnt even recognise his own mom.

he ends up rolling about on the floor. and his grandmother isnt doing anything about the damned calling machine yet.

decides that i am unsociable.

walks to melissa's house. melissa's my primary school friend, and AT LEAST, her maid recognises me. borrows phone from there.

and then, hikes back to house.

how great an evening. and to think, the first thing i did after i enter the house, was to swear well arranged words that perfectly describe my EXTREMELY helpful neighbours.

immature little midgets.

and i have to love my neighbours as i would love myself. AT LEAST I CAN RECOGNISE MYSELF!? please?

YOUR daily dose of CARBO

2008-06-20T08:32:00.000-07:00

Welcome, my fellow nutcases. I have come, to share with you, my latest invention, the

POTATO-CARBO-DOSE-INSERTER!

this inserter comes in the of an internet accessing network, it could be internet explorer, it could be firefox, or even morzilla(or was it a tortilla?), and you can always get your daily dosage of carbo!

CARBO, the bane of every SUPER-THIN-SIZE-2-ANOREXIC-BUT-STILL-THINKS-THEIR-FAT-MODELS. This version of your daily dose of carbo not only makes you feel full(though proteins are better at filling an empty stomach), it is absolutely unfattening! So, all those SUPER-THIN-SIZE-2-ANOREXIC-BUT-STILL-THINKS-THEIR-FAT-MODELS can totally take this!

just click on your internet browser, type

laisumsworld.blogspot.com and you'll enter into a world of fun-filled adventures, bold jumping and swinging, and totally acting like monkeys.

no, that would be more like

tarzansworld.blogspot.com

but since when did the jungle have a broadband input amongst its trees?

so, all you in need to go is to click on go/ simply press the enter key nearest to your little pinky, you could be enjoying yourself in land full of unfattening carbo. IMAGINE, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO GO ON A DIET AGAIN! You could be eating pizzas, filled with cheese, pepperonis, bacon, and all that fattening junk you wowed never to eat again! Imagine the taste of that fabulous pizza, melting upon you tongue, a stretchy substance being chewed by your teeth, and swallowing 100 calories without guilt / having to force-feed yourself slim10 !

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU HAVE JUST WASTED YOUR TIME READING MY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE daily dose of carbo.

but if you really want that daily dose of carbo anyway, go head to the nearest Pizzahut/ macs/ KFC/ fastfood restaurant. no, i meant, the furthest Pizzahut/ macs/ KFC/fastfood. then you can run all the way home after the meal! FANTABULOUS. but make sure you wear comfy jogging wear, and comfy sports shoes, but don't worry. the whole restaurant would be looking at you, wondering why this weirdo, who just finished exercising, is eating her guts out at this calorie infested food sanctuary.

this is probably the most random thing i have ever done. who agrees?

32nd the great

2008-06-17T01:29:00.001-07:00

my dear friends

i highly warn you about posting about your daily activities on your blog. unless, that is, you have a tall, dark and tanned body guard right smack! next to you 24/7, i suggest you take my warning into great consideration, deliberation and absolute desperation.

like say for example, you have tingxie on tuesday.

TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
very dangerous
cheryl says:
HAHAHAHAHA
cheryl says:
YEAH.
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
the kidnappers can like
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
i have your daughter
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
i know she has ting xie on tuesday
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
give me 5 million
cheryl says:
HAHAHAHAHA
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
or she'll never have ting xie again
cheryl says:
LOl
cheryl says:
THE KIDNAPPERS CAN LIKE
cheryl says:
I HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER, SHE LOOKS TOTALLY LIKE A POTATO
cheryl says:
I KNOW SHE HAS A FLU NOW.
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
you talking about who?
cheryl says:
AND NBC
cheryl says:
GIVE ME 23 MILLION
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
post this lah
cheryl says:
OR SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY IN THE NBC ALIVE!
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
haha

take these two prank-call-for-ransom-when-your-kid's-actually-safe-at-home-eating-oreos, you blog post could very mean that your parents are going to pool money from the very depths of their pockets to fund the highly intelligent kidnappers next trip to Langkawi. BEWARE OF WHAT YOU POST.

YOU could very well be sitting on the next van ride to the hiding place of YOU-KNOW-WHO-who-had-that-infamous-toilet-break.

so, sit at home with that family pack of oreos, and think before you post.

your family's next trip to Langkawi could depend on that.

i wonder why i came up with such a random post.

oh pain

2008-06-15T22:25:00.001-07:00

im like sick. i feel, uncomfortable.

tiring. i have like an irritating ulcer and a bad throat. it doesnt hurt, just like you know, when you have a fever and it doesnt subside, there's this like heat radiating from within inside you. the heat is like bringing on a throbbing, seriously throbbing headache.

its like thom thom thom.THOM!

AND I FEEL REALLY BAD. THIS IS HORRIBLE. I HAVE AN INTERVIEW TO GO TO!

HOW do i OWN the interview while feeling really really SICK!!!!! like, im dropping, dropping, but not nearly there drop dead dead. its like, im about to FAINT. someone catch me.

then the person strolls over, waits for half an hour and im still standing still. i'm wobbling a little, but, still, STANDING.

what if collaspe on the table, and the people interviewing me get like shocked. then they go, " oh poor girl, tortured by sickness, still coming for this. I CAN SEE HOW MUCH SHE WANTS THIS!!"

oh man, but what if they see the ," oh this stupid little nugget falling in right before the interview. if she really wants this, she would be dieting on salad and non fat yoghurt."

yoghurt. good for throat. im taking it NOW.

gorilla tag

2008-06-13T01:13:00.000-07:00

good day my dear ponies!

i have so much to post about. why is aint nobody reading my blog? where's lumpy? why she no read my blog?

ADVERTISING FOR POWERFUL ADVERTISER THAT CAN ADVERTISE THIS ADVERTISE TO THE BEST ADVERTISERS IN THE WORLD.

anyways, let's begin with the quiz ya???

before i begin, ningosteen, i tell you ah, if you are not lento enough, i would not be writing this. cheryl tagged me to do thy quiz, then you tag me to do thy quiz-a-longalong. main. ningalongalongand quizalongalong.

THIS IS ME MAIDEN QUIZ. *smashes glass bottle on the edge of the com*

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

OMG. WHAT A FILTHY IDIOT. HURT HURT HURT HIS THERE. CHERYL, I AGREE. KICK IT. KICK IT. JUST DO IT. WHO CARES IF HE'S ME LOVER OR NOT. JUST KICK.

i tell you, i am violent. <3

note to oneself: pick up mutant kung fu from TMNT

2. What kind of people do you dislike?
loads. take my school band conductor for example. OOPS.

basically, evil sadistic people who likes smashed potatos. hey, that's me!

NONO. I hate backstabbers. and lazy people who don't want to contribute in projects. YA, like come on. this is unfair please.

like who doesnt!

ning described her hates like some sort of like, plasters. you get like hurt, then they STICK to you, then after a while you peel them off, and you get WWWWWWWAAAAAAXXXXXXEEDDD. free wax. hurts AND leaves a mark. makes you sad too.

3. What will your dream wedding be like?
in my dreams.

you know, i dreamt a lot about many things. none of them came true. so, i must have an architecture to plan me wedding for me!!!!

but i like church weddings, and the bride coming late and everyone has to wait for her and blah blah blah. :)

4. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?

oh, my, i want to go to church. i really do. BUT I KNOW NOBODY IN CHURCH. I NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO. LIKE TEACH ME, WHERE CAN I FIND LUKE IN THE BIBLE???? SHOULD I BE TAKING NOTES????? WHERE'S THE HYMNS BOOK?

i was lost at church. someone, bring me to church again. like, paya lebar church or something?

i want to go church.... i need to go church.

GOD. most important thing. without HIM, i would be like hiding under my sheets, scared to fall asleep in case i dream of scary boo boos besides nice fluffy white dreams with bunnies and ribbons and bungie jumps.

5. What's your ideal lover like?

ah,another of those dream things.

tall, handsome and served on a silver platter.

nono, i want a fat guy. bouncy bouncy fat fat.

nonono not johnny hu. OR MR ONG. OR MR CHER.

i want a cute cute one. big big eyes, small small mouth, big big hands like hagrids. i like hagrid. i want him to be me god father. u know what i mean. i want a tall tall , but round round guy, who lurbbbbbbxxxxsssssss<3<3>

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
IM LOVED BY GOD. IS THAT LIKE NOT BLESSED ENOUGH?
anyways, i want me fat fat guy to love me.

i love you, you love me, we are happy family!

to be loved by someone i love back! !!

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?

oh my, erm... IM LIKE IMPATIENT. but if that guy going overseas study without me, and finds some other tiffany or jessling or jasmine or anita or something, his that thing is like going down!

8. If the person you secretly like (if there isn't one, just imagine) is already attached, what would you do?

imagines. fat pig pops out.

find another pig. market got so many ma

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
i dunno leh. my band conductor.

10. Is there anything that has made you happy these days?
ohoh, me, GOD, me GOD, me friendlies, go sentosa, got free lunch(i'll explain later), laugh laugh laugh.

11. How do you see yourself in ten years time?
i dunno. ten years tim3, im 24. so i should have

1.finished university
2.found my piggy
3. got my driving license
4. attended at least 4 weddings. (me counsins should have gotten married by then)

12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
GOD!!!! oh what's wrong with the stinking caps lock!!!!
FAMILY!!!! its working again!
FRIENDS!!!!
LEE KUAN YEW!!! *like huh* please, without him, we wouldnt be here! that reminds me
RAFFLES!!

13. What feeling do you hate the most?
i hate like the roller coaster feeling, when it goes like down, they your stomach lurches upwards and stuff. that is not fun.

i hate being up above the world so high, my acrophobia in the sky
14. Would you rather be single and rich, or married but poor?
married but poor. i tell you, i think joining a convent would be good. THEN YOU HAVE THE PIGGIES. so sad.

15. What's the first thing you do every morning?
hmm, sleep somemore.

16. Would you give it all in a relationship?
as all as sanely possible but still, not all the way. go die ask this kind of question. i only like 14 please!

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?

my brain too small, i cant multitask to save my life.

18. What do you think Heaven is like?
heavenly. oh my, i have never seen heaven. wait a while. i like surprises.

i walk by faith, not by sight. i no see the light. i faith the light!

19. Have you ever found someone so irritating that you want to just throw them into the slime pool?
hmm, yes. don't ask me who. you all know.
20. What would you do if the world was going to die in one day?
oh my
convert people.
tell everyone that i love them.

must i tag???

im like so tired.

i hate quizzes.

but, spread the annoyance right?

people i want to super poke

1. ning xuan. you redo the quiz. NOW.

2. jerlyn

3. sam sam

4. whyy is that every single person i feel like tagging is already tagged? jkbdkudf like james. i know! ill tag marie!

5. with a every marie comes a cabrini!

i can't believe

2008-06-08T21:08:00.000-07:00

i tell you ah.

reading my old blog was like a total reflection of WHAT i was in pre secondary and then reading this blog is like a reflection of WHAT i am after a car wash in

CHIJ ST NICHOLAS GIRL'S SCHOOL

the effects of the brain squash

1) failing physical status

in primary school, i could do 30 incline pull ups.

right now, im struggling with 10.

2) i used to be such a boaster.

now i lack self esteem. see me at band.

i need that talk about self-esteem by megan again. maybe i should really record it down and play it over and over again so that the message really

DRRRRRRIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

its way into that thick skull that protects my gooey brain that resides within. I SUCK.

3) i can't believe my lack of randomness

i used to be like the most rational person you can never imagine i would be.

and the stinko blog just deleted my whole damn post away. nevermind. i know i managed to random my way to... oh ya.

ever since i got RANDOMECITIS, i have lost all rationality and taken over all sanity and gone NUTS.

4) LYCHEE?

i used to be called lychee. then i was renamed potato. then someone called my jelly.

DO I LOOK THAT FOODISH TO YOU!?

no way. im just a little CHEEKYful and a little pimply, but in what way do i resemble a potato???

nevermind. to think i wanted to have a blog url saying

potatoswonderland.

nevermind.

let me explain my nick names to you!!

a)lychee

pronounced as lai-cheeeeee

you can figure out how that came about by yourself ya?

thanks to : SARAH THE CHOY

b) potato
i dunnno why and how this came about. i think its in my brain, but its squashed like a fly into some random corner and humbly tucked away to make space for chemical equations and chicken wings.

thanks to : ningosteen

c) jelly

my bag. my school bag.

as in, my turtle shell. yes. my turtle shell

turtle - shell = jelly.

ya, that's why. IM JELLY.

thanks to: cheryl FOO.

and i just got another nick name.

wow.

TEABY

d) tEABY

sandy, my nu er is like lumpy right? so she called me lumpy,then i retorted by calling her bumpy.

she said lynette called her lumpy and that i should go ask lynette for a nick too. but she called me teaby anyway.

THE BATTLE OF THE TEABY AND THE LUMPY!

duh, teaby is like cooler.

lumpy is like. LUMPY.

and i just remembered one more unglam nick.

e) luu luu sewage.

MELODI. the melodious pretty lee. <>
she decided to name me according to my initials.

it became

luu luu sewage.

i sense dejavuu.. its like i posted something like this before. ;)

im so random right?

haha, lai the sum

haha, very funny

2008-06-08T20:59:00.001-07:00

i really must change my blogskin.

i really liked the skin COS it has

ATTITUDE!

see this convo.

Cheryls <3 : D says:
im at your blog.
Cheryls <3 : D says:
and and
Cheryls <3 : D says:
clicked lion's heart.
Cheryls <3>
its some random guy's blog!
Cheryls <3 : D says:
omg why you link him!
Cheryls <3 : D says:
some more put at the heart also!
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
there is?
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
i didnt know leh?
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
oh
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
i think its the guy that made the blog
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
i do a short post first
TEABY!!!! //theverycool says:
then go check

like please lor cheryl lim.

the guy that made this blog nicknamed himself some lionheart thing. i like the lion blog because

ATTITUDE ASLAN!!!! ASLAN THE RAWR RAWR ROCKS!

everyone support NARNIA THE CHRONICLES OF ASLAN.

i love the lion. but the random guy and the heart of the lion was just too weird. i didnt even know that heart was a linkie doo. i thought it was a birthmark or something.

and did i mention that i thought that jia min's birthday was today and i even sent her an sms? i meant, 2 sms??? i am so stupid.

FYI. people. her birthday is only 13th july so im advertising pressie galore for her. SHe wants

a) a cuddleful boyfriend
b) or you could substitute that with a very big teddy

i love teddy. gummy teddy

gummy chess

gummy business.

i tell you. i must really go and read my old blog. so interesting.

OH MY TIAN

2008-06-08T20:55:00.000-07:00

choo jia, i tell you, im not an absolute camwhore!!!!! i AM the camera! :)

i like the gummy. and the flower. SO CUTE><

cheryl discovered something. im going to so correct it.

so stupid

2008-06-08T06:11:00.001-07:00

WHY THIS FREAKING THING GOT NO ARCHIVE ONE AH?

I NEED A NEW BLOG SKIN.

I NEED A NEW SKIN.

MINE HAS LIKE SO MANY PIMPLE AND WHITEHEADS AND BLACKHEADS AND BONGS AND WHATEVER YOU WANT TO FIND YOU CAN FIND THERE.

MY GAWD.

OMG

2008-06-08T06:03:00.000-07:00

haha

omg, i discovered my old blog. hahahaa. hahaha.

i was shocked. was shocked. very shocked.

i can't imagine my lack of randomness when i was like in sec1/ p6.

RANDOM is like my middle name lah!!

haha. and ning's found this blog before I DID. and I was the one that MADE the blog. omg. i am lag. and very forgetful. I FORGOT MY BLOG ADD. haha.

want to visit my old blog? see my emoness? feel the stress?feel the lack of randomness and SUNSHINE!!!!

oh and jia hui. i tell you ah. im not a camwhore. please lah. i took like 30 photos of ning xuan and she WAS POSING for it. i even took her eye.

HER EYE!!!!!!! HER RIGHT EYE!!!!//////

i love teaby.

i sense RANDOMNESS!!!!!

i wonder why. when i was in p6, the random person was siewie. clara siew. char siewbao. SUCH SWEET FONDANT MEMORIES.

WHAT'S FONDANT!?

everyone, relink me! i can be dug up at

laisumsworld.blogspot.com

and my dears, im going to sentosa. HAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAA.

LOLLOLLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLLIPOP.

bb!!!!!!!

lai the sum the loh the teaby

this sucks

2008-06-05T07:56:00.001-07:00

yes it sucks.

guinea pigs, they're really cute, arent they??

people actually think they're rats. well, they are technically, but they're pure adorable!!!!

guinea pigs = A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E

but, why do people still so cruelly chew them down!!!!! people eat their intestines, savour the head, bite the rum and swallow the lungs, and they actually enjoy!!!!

what's more, they eat 65 millions of these adorable little things in 1 year!!!!!!!

i want a pocket full of anti-eating guinea pigs.
shut up natasha beddingfield. sing a nicer song about guinea pigs please.

so, if you see CUY on your menu, please, do not order that sickening display of human insanity. guinea pigs. are adorable house pets. not poo poo meals. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. so mean.

chickens are ok lah. as in, to me. haha, they're like natural poultry. The problem is, some kids love chickens. yummy chicken. to them, chickens are like pets, so, imagine having like edward or peter or susan or caspian on the table to be wolfed down. oh, cruel.

you see, my brother has rightly annoyed me, that, this is THEIR culture. im annoyed by my brother. YAK YAK YAK. nevermind. he's sitting next to me now!!!! MUA HAHAHA.

evil

heeheeeeeeeeeee

please, don't eat like guinea pigs.

IM BACK PEOPLE!

2008-06-04T22:01:00.000-07:00

HI ALL.

this is the laisum. thank you, if you have been constantly visiting http://laisumsworld.blogspot.com/ upon its rusty old deathbed. because the LIGHT HAS COME TO ITS WORLD!

...im being random... but!!!!!!!

the LIGHT!

time for LAI LAI'S CPR!!!!!!!! my very own concocted version of the famous HEIMLICH! CPR!! THE LIFE SAVING THING THAT THOSE MACHO NACHOS DO AT THE BEACH!!!!!!!

great... here goes!!!!!

STEP 1: the scare.

scared http://laisumsworld.blogspot.com/ with a hug.

heart rate.....

__________>_>_>_>_>_>_>_>_>_>LLLLL_________

step 2 : gummy homixide!!!!!!!!!

smash the http://laisumsworld.blogspot.com gummy collection!!!!!!!

ok. im being random. the blog is saved. and I POSTED!!!! oh yea.

i love watching narnia with sandy and fish. fish especially. Take away that fierce exterior and bring on the cold, you get a frantic little fish-out-of-water and we both practically enunciated every single action scene with a squel. "AHHHHH!!!" OMG, ESPECIALLY THE FACE OFF. BETWEEN THE EVIL DARK FORCES OF THE WHATEVER THAT IS AND THE GOOD OLD NARNIA.

im 1300 years older than you are. LOL.

sandy= susan prince caspian = i have no idea. yet.

but worry and fear for your life sandy!!!!! the moment i get on some juicy information about your fantastico prince caspian, i tell you ah, you will succumb to my demands and buy me a lollipop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blackmail is my middle name.

heh. the lai sum.

how many lai sums do you know that are female and squel at ruthless fighting scenes in Narnia and hold the great position as HIGH QUEEN THE potato!?

only 1. THAT'S ME.

ego is my favourite word!!!!!

When you poke me in the eye

2008-04-29T06:42:00.000-07:00

hi mamas!

Life so far = hectic

Laisum's Theorem

Secondary School status + Teachers who simply don't notice our pathetic existence = Death by the Homework

Yes, like the CME topic CARE we are currently scrutinising, doesn't it state that we have to care for all around us? Doesnt it state to stop talking all the time, and to listen, to look and to notice?

Hey Teachs,

Please, could you rest and stop talking about

DEADLINEDEADLINEDEADLINEDEADLINEDEADLIN
EDEADLINEDEADLINEDEADLINEDEADLINDEADLIN
EDEADLINEDEADLINDEADLINDEADLINDEADLINDE
ADLINEDEADLINEDEALINEDEADLINDEADLINEDEA
DLINEDEADLINEDEADLINEDEADLINEDEADLINEDE

and please, listen to that soft moaning, pleading you to

LESSEN ON THE WORKLOAD PLEASE?

to please

LOOK AT OUR TIRED FACES. we look as old as you do. SERIOUSLY.

NOTICE that we are unable to read the GEOG thing and you said you would feedback to a previous group, but you conveniently thrown it out of your head, onto the floor and into the dog's bowl.

Teachs, please

JUST

STOP

and

STARE.

you will get a shock.

hahe

2008-04-25T07:08:00.000-07:00

is it just me, or does life nowadays seem so hectic? is it just me, or it the whole world thinking that our school is quite stupid?

don't you think they seriously have planning errors?

geography was given to us on monday. We are expected to visit different locations around singapore within 2 weeks. The project is due on Friday.

while struggling with this shit, we are expected to finish a total of 8 other projects.

that sucks.

man, life seriously needs a perking up.

it was the "yo mama series" last post. right now, its

the DUMB blonde

heeheeheehee. basically, i have no idea why people discriminate against the BLONDES.maybe they're just jealous they dont have this mop of linguini sprouting from their brains. Sucks up all the nice cells, ya? mostly rather sick. but really DAMN FUNNY!

BLONDE- in LEFT AND RIGHT LEGGIES!!!!

LEFT LEGGIE SAYS TO RIGHT LEGGIE:
Between the 2 of us, we can make loads of money.

_______________________________________

What's the diff between a blonde and an ironing board?

Its difficult to prise open the legs of an

ironing board.

________________________________________

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

________________________________________

that's so mean.

yo mama

2008-04-16T05:27:00.000-07:00

PISSED AT YO MAMA???

aww. i think they're really cute!

presenting.........

" Yo mama so Stupid "

Featuring " Yo mama"

Yo mama so stupid....

i : can you get me a colour TV?

Yo mama: Which colour would that be?

__________________________________________________

Yo mama so stupid:

Yo mama: Can you go with me to the lost and found?

I : Ya sure, what did you lose?

Yo mama: I think i missed by period.

_________________________________________________

"Yo mama so ugly"

Featuring Yo mama

Yo mama so ugly she's in jail right now...

I: what did you do this time?

Yo mama: I just looked out of the window, and they arrested me for indecent exposure!

________________________________________________

Yo mama meets a guy that just came out from jail

man: man, it's Halloween already!

________________________________________________

Here's something i would like to say for Yo mama.

Yo mama, mama, is aint no referring to anyone's mummy. Though

the Mother in a CHILD CALLED IT is a complete sicko and deserves all the sick statements about her in Yo mama jokes.

anyway, i aint no talking about anyone's mummy. It's just a, hmm

word?

14th mania

2008-04-14T07:01:00.000-07:00

oh hoohoo, somebody's bdae is coming up!!!!

and IM GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE PRESSIES I BOUGHT FOR HER!!!!!!

a) a little, small, minute, thing.
that says," heheheh, i love you!" when swueezed in the twummy, and red light pops out and the thing smiles foolishly at you and you start laughing hysterically.

b) another thing
i have no idea how im going to take the price tag off. maybe i should just colour the price tag blackie!!!

c) a thing, a nice thing that signifies that you R old/ though i AM older, but everyone would agree i look and think so much younger than you do.

d) another thing. im pretty sure you wanted to buy it for somebody's birthday. MY am i happy. at least i know that you will like one of the pressies.

e) im definitely get you a card. a nice card/ depends on how arty i feel that day. Feels like getting Jia Hui's genes and hanging them in front of me!

and im no so sure if i should just give it to you during sectionals. hmm... should i ? or should i not???? maybe i should buy one tonne of aluminium foil to wrap it up, that same way we did for cookie monster, hahahahahahah!

and one more note, my dear sophia, i dont think i have that many worms to spare you for the time being. Im saving up, so maybe i might be able to get you a nice and long and stretchy stretchy stretchy little wormy called BOBBIE. just like you're called BONNIE. BOBBIE + BONNIE = love forever underground . <3

and to marie and moira, the love sick couple extremely crazy over the

a) an american idol finalist, in which they are deluded!!!

b) an american idol finalist that can seriously buck up on his social skills! man, he is seriously boring. i wonder how you can live with such a guy that sings only inspirational songs, and that Flo Rida would never accept into their band.

anyway, for you b daes, i shall consider, honing my photoshop skills and chop him up the left to moira, and the right to marie, and make him all bloody, woohoo!!!! so you can use him as the bloody child for macbeth!!!!!! okies, wedding photo!!!!!!

:)

i have no idea what's wrong with me today. must be the spagetti.spaghetti. sphasmnitti. watever, but i think im crazy.

there's chem test and dear little " hey. what's the big idea", which is me!!!! (lollipops stuck in me head) and i havnt studied. wow. sorry mr teoh! ill buck up after band today.!!!

and i love muttons!!!!!! muttons rock!!!!

but i really like lamp chop too. is mutton lamb? or is mutton goat? or is mutton pork???

<3 lai lai

dead

2008-04-13T01:28:00.001-07:00

this blog is officially pronounced dead on 13.3.2008

i feel like starting a new one

with a nice name

nicer skin

like restarting on a new phase in life

so emo

never mind darling!!!! i wont abandon you!!!

i love you bloggie!!!! here's a nice pick-me-up!

anyway, i promised that i would blog about these stuff:

1) DEAREST NING'S MUM, THANK YOU FOR THAT FANTASTIC CLAYPOT RICE SERVED IN TUPPERWARE!!

i dun feel like bloggin all of a sudden.

so i shall end here

fiesta!

2008-03-30T19:53:00.000-07:00

oh YAY!

fiesta was fun! so sosososo fun!!!!!

and our coffe bean stall was a total success!!!! many many credits to :

amanda, megan, moira, saacha, jolyne and mrs nath

and also to the nice people,

the wonderfullly, nice coffee bean people!

the nice beanie people, help sell everything, so fast and so furious! so much so, everything was sold out by 11pm! oh woohoo!!!!:)

therefore, all those ke lian people, like miss loh lai sum, yip ning nong, hannah ho, cheryl limo, and yvonne lucy loo, have to go help out at the personalised stickers stall, where we sold stickers non stop.

and esther really fast at getting the stickers ready! my goodness, can you imagine, piles and piles of stickers all thrown at her face, and she worked like mad through it all and delivered the goods really fast!!!

sorry tessa, wanted to buy some nice nachos, but, everything was sold out already! :D

sorry for the lameness :D

READ THIS ~ NOW

2008-03-24T01:04:00.001-07:00

To : the dearest everyone who reads this, it was the most horrifying experience. Besides, of course,

a) PSLE
b) Warner's Brother's movie world. THAT FREAKY RIDE.
c) Band
d) Mother
e) The Mother (A Child Called It~ highly recommended, please note: get ready a trolley of kleenex, and let loose the flood gates!)

today was

CHEE- KO - BANGLAH - PEH CASE #1

there are many written cases of CHEE- KO - BANGLAH -PEH, but they almost never happened to me before. Till i took bus 24 instead of 76. must be that jinxed bus ride. i was never register 24 in my entire life before. Must be jinxed.

okies, here's the most explicit CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH recount you can ever get. (from me)

*playing quadrapop on bus 24, squashed into the bus seat with ruei ern (who is skinnier than me, but is currently refusing to admit it, yet.)

*get off at Thrift drive
(audience screams, get to the point already!)

here's the most important part

*sees three indians.

profiles

Indian # 1 - Wearing white shirt.
[ Noticed that a lot cos ruei ern and i were talking about white people wearing black coloured clothes, and how much that contrasted. Only this is vice versa. ]

Indian #2 - not sure

Indian #3 - Lying on the floor, quite plump, wearing a blue shirt.

guess why i'm writing this stuff.

in case something happens and the police can therefore trace something from the internet. not like they would, the internet is, yes convenient, but sadly, annoyingly biased.

back to the CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH

*notices the indians, feels very uncomfortable. mentions discomfort to ruei ern, who unfortunately, disregarded my worries. LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T LISTEN TO THE AH MA.

*grabs flute back from ruei ern, poses flute facing the CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH, ready to whack an approaching danger hard.

ohoh!!!! here's some nice tips i conjured up.

TO ALL BAND PEOPLE!

a) listen to the teacher's when they tell you to bring your instruments home!

flutes- small light, easily swingable, a good whacking weapon.

i also recommend that you use your case to jab (hard) at where it hurts the most.

tuba- big and bulky, but relatively heavy, good for swinging and bashing opponent onto the floor

trombone - note the long and thing casing. good for bashing at where it hurts the most

same for saxophones, clarinets and oboes. :)

french horns - nice flat and big surface, good for dropping on leg. (not advisable for tuba, might drop on your own instead)

okies, back to the story.

" aiya, they won't do anything one lah," chants sotong.

thinks to oneself," i've watched enough crime watch not to suspect idle construction workers"

>>>>> "HI!!"

shocked.

the CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH strikes. oh my freaking god.

walk fast racing quickly.

meets someone, i recognise as my piano teacher's sister. but unsure.

piano teacher's sister walks in the direction of the CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH.

ruei ern, being really nice, turned back. A CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH waves at her.

CHEE-KO-BANGLAH-PEH stands up, OMG.

scream, both start running, squealing like piglets.

oh my goodness, now i really worry about my piano teacher's sister.

dear LORD,

please, please, please, protect Miss Ang's sister or whoever that is, that no harm will befall her. also, please please please, protect us all.

amen.

to all girls out there, <3>

to all CHEE-KO-PEHS out there, JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL!

i hate sad endings

2008-03-16T06:28:00.001-07:00

which, is the sad ending of my very packed holiday.
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY TESSA SAID MARCH HOLIDAYS AREN'T EVEN HOLIDAYS ANYMORE.

i realise that march holidays are actually, torture weeks. FOR secondary school kids. i wonder what happens when we become JC students. as in,

Monday -CIP
Tuesday- BAND
Wednesday- PIANO(the only day im completely at home)
Thursay- BAND and SMS road show. BLAH BLAH BLAH
HI SIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET THE FREE SMS SERVICE? IT REMINDS YOU OF THE DUEDATES OF YOUR BOOKS.
and ning noticed, only when she goes with me to advertise the road show did the people actually agree to sign up. ahahaa, the ning charm.
Friday- Project
Saturday- Theory exam
Sunday- Golf

wow. that's really nice. :

hello all!!!!!!

2008-02-29T22:10:00.000-08:00

GOOD DAY ONE AND ALL

i wonder why they always say that. YOU KNOW~ during debates and stuff, they always go<BR>

"GOOD DAY ONE AND ALL"

i wonder why they all say that, shouldnt they impress the audience with some sort of urm....

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE! THE EARTH SAYS HELLO!!
~Willy Wonka

much more creative huh????

i feel the randomness acting up again. do you notice how much we young people use the com???? i didnt, till i was bored and started browsing around. not that it really helped, it got use thinking about adding our parent's to our email contacts...

http://www.riversongs.com/cards/familyfun.html

i wish i had a webcam, but if Dell makes such webcams, then i rather not...

http://www.riversongs.com/egreetings/webcam.html

i'd rather a self portrait!!!!

http://www.riversongs.com/ecards/funnypictures.html

where was I? oh ya, it's the mua's bday today!!! YAY!!!! i wanna thank you all for the sweet gifts and pressies, especially Ning's card!!!!!!

forget the past cause you can't change it

forget the present cause.........

i didnt get you one!!!!!!

i wish i could have a dog. a nice one. that doesnt bite or scratch or anything. a dog that would help me get an A* for NAPFA. a dog called HOPE.

http://www.riversongs.com/cards/funnydog.html

speaking about dogs, you know a male one when you see one... no offence HOPE, you're the sweetest.

http://www.riversongs.com/fun/poem.html

dogs are nice but sometime irresistbly stupid

http://www.riversongs.com/egreetings/illusion.html

oh well, that's the end folks!!! see ya tomoro night starshine!

<3 the 14th anniversary potato

salmon indulgence

2008-02-25T03:32:00.000-08:00

hello everyone!here's a SERIOUS reminder, it's the missy's bday this coming Saturday!!!!! SATURDAY IS 1ST MARCH, WHICH IS MUA'S B DAY. buy buy buy buy buy algeBRA, buy buy buy PAnDa eyes, buy buy buy, none of the above. thank you very much. my mum has a warehouse of that. :D:D:D::D

ANyway!!!!!! IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME AND I MISS MY DARLING!!!!! just in case you dont know, my darling , is my ex flute, which is ah joy's ex flute and is jia's current flute. i am annoyed. i miss my darling so much. WE'RE SEPARATED BY CRUEL FATE!

oh ya, marie's married to that whoever opera singer David Archuleta, yes, they make this really cute couple and they're like the first people i know who i really think should get married when marie is officially the age. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

ihate archuleta, but oh man, marie <3s>

you know what, some people post about their teachers on their blogs. idun do it, as in only writing the good sutff, but as for the bad stuff...
i dun do it cos
1. they might find their way to our blogs, through very well linked people. i am shocked, realised the mr lin knows how to use a blog and even has one! which means that, there is this tendency that he might just

hop...............hop...................hop.........

to http://laisumsworld.blogspot.com
and then there's this mean post about them.
this is an example. you never know, you might just fail that subject the very next day.
2. it's downright mean
3. they DO deserve it, some of them really MEAN, so we shall verbally abuse them instead of posting it for the world to see.
4. LKL highlighted the failures in our class on the PPR thing. SO MEAN. i totally agree with ning that she sucks.
5. oh well, dun post then dun post lah, verbal abuse with your anti-______ group is definitely more fun than a solo petition.
6. its mean lah.....

okies, here, i shall end the shortest post in my entire blog posts up till this day.

self prac was fun.

"THE MISSY DEMANDS IT!"

HEH. ;)

the word of the day,is

anti-LKL

posted by a very anti-LKL, potato

see,even underground stems detest you. you should seriously think over your stupid attitude in class woman. and this is also because,

THE MISSY DEMANDS IT!

NOW!

REPENT!!!!

SO WE SHALL HATE YOU LESS!~!!!!!!!

Its the day for sleepers

2008-02-16T07:48:00.001-08:00

how many people have you seen that can actually survive the whole day without sleep and still seem to have enough energy to power up the entire Singapore? here's my answer: 0
i know im very hyper, hyperventilating with my stupid braces, hyperrandomness, but im not like that. I DEMAND SLEEP FOR AT LEAST 20HRS TO KEEP MY DEAR TIRED OLD BODY AWAKE AND KICKING AND ALIVE. i dont even know why im posting that. maybe because im highly tired and require sleep that pigs need. but i cant seem to fall asleep. hmmmphhhhhrrrrrrrgggggg.

okies, back to the nice stuff. Valentine's this year was a great deal, almost like you were celebrating your birthday! had so many sweets from all the nice people, especially that cupcake,that CABBY made, OMG OMG OMG OMG BBQ, THAT ROCKED!!!!! the sweetness just fills up your entire mouth with ann tans, tessas, joys, valeries, sams, ning, jias, jers, angs, sands and all that mixed nuts and nonsense all in your mouth. makes me feel so inferior. you know what i gave my dear friends? cards with "happy birthday" stickers and " hello" and "pigs" and "taxis" and all that JAZZ!!!!plus a very hardened up nogert. if its spelt like that.....

why do i post so maturedly???? its so not me!!!! i need some random stuff like YAY!!! but why am i not feeling like writing random stuff? or is it that im currently suffering from the random but i dont know that im random illness?

oh yes, back to valentines, JIA HUI that monkey, made me feel so inferior, with her aboslutely nice nice testtube, OMG. all you people sitting near me, or somehow received it from the nice person, yiou would notice that the thing inside the testube moved!!!! OMG i was so fascinated, why can't i do something like that? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i feel inferior! choo jia hui, listen up, tell me where you got your arty jeans from! i want them too! i need them too!!!! or else its definite that i would fail art, home econs and d n t. which 2/3 i dun take, but am fantasing that i am taking it. WAH. i wanna wear that weird hat. hmmmm!

anyway, need to be nice and appreciated all those people who gave me valentine's things
NingXuan- note+roller coastereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
thank you for the nice snack! made me like 0.5 tonnes fatter lah, but it was undoubtly a fine gift. ning rocks
Jiahui- Testtube adn nice note
thank you for the nice gift, remember to include the genes in next time jia rocks
Mariehaha- NIce notey!
Thankies Marie, for that super nice note!!! so SWEET! ma rocks
Zhen Zhen- Chocolate
that melted in my pocket and coated my winnie the pooh handphone pouch with chocolate that looked remarkably like shit, and made me leave the chicken rice queue so that i could wash my hand. z rocks
thank you for that really nice chocolate. i realised the note that i was going to give you was still at home, i pasted it on my study table :D
Cabby- The MUFFINS!
CABBY ROCKS thanks for the nice cake!
omg im so tired- here are the people who gave sweets
sandy, wen en, janice lee, sharon, moira, rueiern, hannah, danica,cheryl, fongie. roseann
thanks for all your nice gifts!!! i really appreciated it, but im tooo tired to do separate notes of appreciation to you all... sorri :C:C

went with ning to the concert at the open field opposite khatib mrt station. before that had dinner at ning's place and we had codfish!!!!! omg omg so nice!!!! i wish my maid could make that for me..... *sad face* oh ya, played with ning's hamster, called walnut, dont know its gender, ended up calling it a him.

MAN MY POST IS SO BORING, MY EYES ARE CLOSING, BB!!!!!!!! I NEED A MORE RANDOM POST TO SAVE ME LIFE. I WANT TO CHANGE BLOGSKIN, I HAVE WELTS ON MY SKIN AND HEAT RASH FRMO THE STINKING BRACE. how???????????????????????? i need a new reason to live randomly. im not suicidal, just dead tired.

Scoliosis

2008-02-12T04:53:00.000-08:00

i have no idea why, am i always like that or is it just because its somebody's very special day? *HI TOILET!* I seem to be in a very good mood, even after a series of bad marks @#$% #$%^ !!!!! and a bad experience at SPH. Let me explain.

I missed band today! Man, i missed all the fun, Ning said that the section was late and there was no space. She thought miss sia would scold them, but being too preoccupied with the other sections, thank you for being occupying! they got to sit at the back!!! this is so unfair!!!! Why can't I sit at the back??? Huh????? Is it because i have A BACK PROBLEM!!!!????? @#$% #$^&!!!!
anyway, back to the the reason why i couldn't attend band. I have BACK PROBLEM and had to go for MEDICAL CHECK UP!!!!! WOOHHOOOOOO!
but medical checkup sucked. So EMBARRASSING!!!! there was morning jog today so i couldn't wear my braces to school directly and then leave with it to SPH, thus, i ended up with my PAPA bringing my braces for me and YOU KNOW WHAT!!!! HE FORGOT TO BRING A PLASTIC BAG TO CONTAIN IT!!!!! SO I WAS LIKE SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!! MUST I WALK AROUND WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!?????? ITS LIKE SO BULKY!!!!!!!!!! i was like half laughing and saying that to my papa and beating his arm and trying very hard to keep my legs to myself. DUN THINK SICK. i felt very much like kicking my pa. kicked myself instead.

OKies, then daddy dearest was nice enough to decide to help me hold my braces and walk around with it. My intention was, go to the place, run to the toilet and daddy would pass the stupid thing to me, and you know what!? he went and registered me for a queue first, without bothering that i had made a brilliant entrance chanting toilet non stop, and expected him to bring the damned thing to mua!!!! this is so dumb dumb dumb. and then, i ended up laughing, and laughing in the toilet.

now i tell you what happened in the toilet. I was trying to wear the brace and guess what!? someone came into the toilet! i was like "oh man, what do i do? The velcro on the brace sounds a lot like the mistakened sound of you-know-what" and i was like heck, better hurry up so she wouldnt see me. so i was like pull the velcra damn fast and then i washed my hands, dashed out, not even properly wearing my pinafore, and my papa was waiting outside.

And then i realised that i had to take my height and weight. HAHAHAHA. i gained 2 kg. HUatian, im fatter than you.

okies, so after that we started waiting for my turn to go in and see the specialist. And then i noticed, SO MANY PEOPLE OF MY SPECIES! wow, so many people with braces!!! And then this girl was carrying this big bag, i knew the braces was in it. and then i started blaming my pa again, WHY YOU NEVER BRING A PLASTIC BAG FOR ME??? HUH???? of course, in a nice way. cos, im nice.

waiting waiting waiting waitingwaiting waitingwaiting

Then it was my turn. HA. i shant go to the details, but the doctor says i need a check up 2 months later, and since he only comes, yes, its a HE, every tuesday, im missing band once again on 8th april. WOW.

now, i shall glorify JIAHUI. for helping my to print, in colour, my photo montage pictures!!! WOHOOOO!!! SHE'S SO NICE!!!!

JIAHUI ROCKS JIAHUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS JIA HUI ROCKS

THE WORD OF THE DAY: scoliosis

better sit up straight

bb!!!

laisum! :D:D:D: <3

CNY

2008-02-09T04:53:00.000-08:00

i feel that i must blog about this. :D:D:D::D:D:DD:D:D:::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
firstly, happy CNY! mine was good, hoped that yours was too! i know im sweet!

the word of the minute: SWWWWEEEEEEETTTTT

PS, no one paid me to type their name in. so i shall pay myself.

LAISUM ROCKS LAISUM ROCKS LAISUM ROCKS

im not so proud lah. so here: YOU ROCK TOO! please double check with my list of nice people before coming to conclusions. so lah, everyone ROCKs!

okies, now on to business!!

CNY at school was so cool!!! other than the fact that everyone was dressed like the were going for Singapore's next top model, and i was wearing squad tee, which, isnt too bad, besides being 2 sizes bigger, it was so fun! we took pictures, lynette and cheryl LIMO brought cameras, and i just realised that i seriously need to start a diet. oh ya, and we were all laughing at some particular person, let's name this particular person ROCKMAN, not that he rocks, he just looks like one. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS MOUTH!!! haha, i shant be mean.

got loads of nice angbaos, besides the one mentioned a few posts below, but, ya, the children are nice people. i cant comment too much on how nice they are, but at least, they get on really well with my parents. and they were talking about fishes in the market, going kelong o get freshest fish etc. meanwhile, my brother and i were stuck in a room, which had a CPU, wow, and we were using photoshop to edit my cuz's photo. my cousin's eyes were like ( . . ) when his eyes should be ( . . ), you know what i mean, he looked like some chicken lah. so we were trying to edit that.

mummy's calling.

the word of the minute: bb

laisummies!

holey

2008-02-09T04:43:00.000-08:00

i forgot one more super important person. GOD!!! of course, without God, i probably couldnt escape from the wrath of that nightmare i had, and i was like so freaking scared, i was hugging my bible for comfort. it worked! AMAZING! without the fear of that horrendous nightmare, my CNY just rocked.
man..... :D:D:D

the word of eternity: GOD

hi it's me again

2008-02-08T19:56:00.000-08:00

hello, laisum here. i want to thank the following people for making my new year so nice.

1. Ning Xuan
thanks for the nice angbao! i wish you and your husband a blissful wedding!!! woohooo! i look forward to seeing your plump little offspring! thanks for the nice sweets. so SWEET of you!

she gave me the word of the minute: SWEET.

2. Mum and Dad
thanks for driving me around, and buying me new clothes, that look a whole lot like curtains/tablecloth/bedsheet, and giving me angbaos, and taking pictures, and giving me water to drink, and stopping me from eating too many sweets, and all the JAZZ.

they gave me the word of the minute: JAZZ

3. All my flute mates!
thanks for being so nice the whole year last year, and the front part of this year!!!! that's why im not emo during chinese new year!
(namely according to age, Tessa, Joy, Valery,Ann, Sam(for wearing squad teee, and toilet), jiahui, and NING!i highlighted her name cos i put it last, so just in case she got jealous, i bolded it.

they gave me the word of the minute too!: HAPPY

4. All my nice friendlies!!!
michelle, for the nice message, marie, my partner, megan, the pinkie, sandy, the nice shoes, all band people!!!, my mortal, fong thing, and everyone i kinda forgot to mention!!!! muackies!!!!! and cheryl and lynette, and hannah, and jia min and jerlyn and li lin, who held my oranges for me while i styled marie's hair, you gave me the nicest word ever...

FRIENDLIES!

BB!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND A GREAT NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!!

hello, my blog is so dead

2008-02-08T19:47:00.000-08:00

happy new year one and all!!! it's the year of the rat and though, it is definitely no where as great as the year of the dog, which is mua's and many nice people's year, it's definitely an angbao earning year! oh well, my mum quite ke lian, she so chi kui, guess what, she gave this family that came over to my grandparent's house $10 bucks, each, and there were 5 kids. guess what the parents gave us, $2. lol. the ang bao packet was like so small, and so thick, so i thought, hmm, at least $10 bucks lah, the children look so well dressed. and then, the big reveal. my brother opens the angbao,(after they left, duh, we're nice people with class and manners, thank you) and there was only one piece of note, which stared straight at him saying, haha, $2.$2. enormous loss eh, $50 bucks sent to them, and only $4 with us. a total of $46. wonderful loss, wonderful mathematics. angry. kicks my own leg.
anyway, my cousin's all coming today. YAY. so fun, i havnt even finished homework lah. the teacher's are seriously something. i can't imagine having to think up homework to give to students for one whole year. but i guess its the satisfaction they get from it. "it" being seeing us slog to death while they watch cartoon network. the word of the day to day is!!!!!!

mamamia~
bb!!! laisum!

nibble

2008-02-05T05:35:00.000-08:00

mamamamia
here i go again
how can i forget you

precisely what i found upon my desk after a very shocking murder message that nong nong blatantly denied having a part in, extremely realisticly. i really believed her. I AM SERIOUS. i took her nice act for real. i think she can join LD. and im not being sacarstic. you can vote, im absolutely sure im not being sacarstic. for those who know me, im sure, you know im not the sacarstic type. sacarsm is not in my pathetic dictionary. AGREED?
Anyway, got so much to post about. was telling jia hui that i wanted to visit calcutta for POP then we could play melodious tunes for the people there. Jia hui says we'll make them feel even worse. YAY. then mother teresa can come back to earth. WHY DID SHE DIE SO EARLY. man. i think people like her deserve like so much more time on earth. THOUGH YES, heaven, is rockin'. hmm, what should we do for POP ah? go where ah?i was thinking of going malaysia, but obviously, im talking loads of rubbish. cos i was thinking of the nice hotel there. a golf resort actually. and its damn cool! it has this super high ceiling and it gives free cup noodles, but no room service, so no food. so sad right? but at least, it has free buffet. for breakfast lunch and dinner. dinner=breakfast=lunch
okies!!! now on to my main point. this house believes that i should change my url. hmm, to potato's world? then i should seriously consider getting a new skin. i found a tv that looks nice. hmm, shall consider. so cool, jia hui says my skin is nice. im talking a lot about jia hui cos i just chatted with her on my msn. please dun feel jealous. i shall talk about you guys later!!!
oh yes, this is thy most important point. jia hui said i was the joker of the group, then somehow it dragged to the fact that ppl like playing blackjack during CNY and win money, and then it dragged on to our seniors!! whoohhooo, i came up with this, so igenious right!!! i censored it a lot though, our conversation, want sick in anyway, but well, its not nice. so, tessa's the queen of diamonds(black), joy's the queen of hearts(red), valery's the jack of all trades, black ace and ann is the ace! woohhoo, now, close your eyes(obviously after reading this) and imagining their faces on the cards, can you see tessa stuck on the card?can you see joy? can you see valery? and can you see ann's big face on the ace card? as i already said, im the joker card, so imagin me with the balls rolling all over the place. stop thinking sick nong nong.
the word of the day to day is!!!!!!!! i dunno. hmm... let's seee....

i like the word...

tutti!

tata!

the very first

2008-02-03T00:52:00.001-08:00

omg yes!!!!! i finally have a blog!!!!! now i can finally tell the world, please link me at http://laisumsworld.blogspot.com/!!! muahahaha, all you little angels out there, link me, or i'll chop thou's head off! well, i couldnt have done it without dear ol cabby, the nicest person in the world, she had to do cheenase homework, and this radio crazy blog skin was her fine doing. She didnt make the skin, but she did help the stupid me put it as my template. I know im dumb. hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. oh yes, i shall end my very short post with CABBY ROCKS CABBY ROCKS CABBY ROCKS!!!. if you want you're name being glorified in this way, pay me $50 bucks and i shall type you name 50 times with the word ROCK behind everyone of it. i know im lame. of course i am!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D